Look at those evil towels, just sitting there, waiting to suck the talent out of major league ballclubs. Luckily for the Mariners, manager John McLaren, fresh off his audition for the next Jay and Silent Bob movie, has had the towels, food and beer removed from the Mariners’ locker room in an effort to make [...]
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The Presence Of Towels And Postgame Buffets Make Baseball Teams Play .350 Baseball
June 5th, 2008 · 13 Comments
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