Tirico Suave

We know it hurts. Your resiliency astounds us. To greet this loss with class and dignity is an inspiration to us all. Please fall into the Atlantic now.

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Eat your clogged arteries out, Philly fans.

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When Jay Feely hit a 34-yard game-winning FG to beat the Pats, I chugged a Bud Light, did a squat thrust and let out a ridiculous stream of profanity.
As a leaked video from the tunnel at Foxy-wood showed, my reaction wasn’t that much different than the actual players on the Jets — minus the beer-swilling [...]

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News of Weezy blogging for ESPN is stale.
However, being a major promoter of his music — here, here, here and here — I felt it was finally time to chime in.
The blog, unlike the music, doesn’t make me gyrate my hips like a cross-hatched James-Elvis-Brown. In other words, it’s not required reading.
Still, I’m willing to [...]

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Stuart Scott, the pulse of the streets, has been a veritable PR guy for countless rap artists over the years.
He has dropped DMX lyrics: “Stop. Drop. Shut ‘em down. Open up shop.”
And countless others.
Fugees: “Ready or not, refugees, here I come.”
Biggie: “Michael, Michael, Michael, can’t you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.”
Puffy: “It’s all [...]

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