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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Kids</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>The OHL: Your One Stop Shop For Videos Of 16 Year Old Prospects Getting Their Brains Scrambled</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/03/the-ohl-your-one-stop-shop-for-videos-of-16-year-old-prospects-getting-their-brains-scrambled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, &#8220;Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party&#8217;s oooooover!&#8221;

Oh by the way, the kid&#8217;s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick and show some class for once. For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evil Baseball Squad Makes Little Girl Cry</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/20/evil-baseball-squad-makes-little-girl-cry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s ok kid, watching the Yankees win makes me feel the exact same way. It looks as if all of us non-partisan baseball fans who like to fight the good fight against all things awful are going to be faced with a frightfully harrowing decision in the very near future. I think I might just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy Am I Glad That Every Game I Played In Growing Up Wasn&#8217;t Recorded For Posterity</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/01/boy-am-i-glad-that-every-game-i-played-in-growing-up-wasnt-recorded-for-posterity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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One day your just an anonymous yet proud member of the Otter Valley Otters and the next you make one bonehead play then all of a sudden you&#8217;re on the front page of Yahoo and are being compared to Leon Lett on Deadspin. Thank God when I was younger if you wanted to record anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mets Like Cut Of Young Urbina&#8217;s Jib</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/03/mets-like-cut-of-young-urbinas-jib/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Via MLB.com: 
 The Mets signed 16-year-old Juan Urbina on Thursday, a Major League scout told MLB.com.
The Venezuelan left-hander is expected to receive a $1.25 million signing bonus on the first day of Major League Baseball&#8217;s international player signing period.
Urbina, listed at 6-foot-2, is said to have a fastball in the upper 80s and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goalie Drills Ball Boy With Ball</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/01/goalie-drills-ball-boy-with-ball/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/05/01/goalie-drills-ball-boy-with-ball/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 18:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You see, it if it ever going to happen, it&#8217;s stuff like this and not David Beckham that will help soccer catch on in America. Fans who reach over the railing and interfere with baseball games should be treated in a similar manner. One thing I&#8217;m sure of, the kid deserved it or will at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Straight Outta Pleasantville</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/04/08/straight-outta-pleasantville/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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Via Deadspin. 
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		<title>Living With Other People Is Never This Enjoyable</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/24/living-with-other-people-is-never-this-enjoyable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/24/living-with-other-people-is-never-this-enjoyable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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This banner ad really brought me back. Man, it feels like only yesterday that my friends and I were finally out on our own for the first time, just trying to make ends meet. I can&#8217;t tell you how many nights I spent just jackin&#8217; it in my pink tub as the two incredibly hot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Troubled Students Of Today Now Have To Cage Against The Dying Of The Light</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/19/troubled-students-of-today-now-have-to-cage-against-the-dying-of-the-light/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/19/troubled-students-of-today-now-have-to-cage-against-the-dying-of-the-light/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Via MSNBC.com:
A Dallas high school staged &#8220;gladiator-style&#8221; cage fights among troubled students, making them settle their differences with bare-knuckled brawls inside a boys locker room, according to school district documents.
The principal and other employees at South Oak Cliff High School &#8220;knew of the practice, allowed it to go on for a time, and failed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Hey If You Guys Don&#8217;t Mind Hurrying This Up, I&#8217;m Kinda Tryin&#8217; To Get Outta Here Early.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/06/hey-if-you-guys-dont-mind-hurrying-this-up-im-kinda-tryin-to-get-outta-here-early/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/06/hey-if-you-guys-dont-mind-hurrying-this-up-im-kinda-tryin-to-get-outta-here-early/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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I appreciate the ambition and the desire to show your worth in these trying economic times, but it&#8217;s ok if the sweat that falls off the player hits the floor. You can just clean it up afterwards. 
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		<title>Team Wastes Double Alley Oop Play Against A Bunch Of 5&#8242;6&#8221; White Kids</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/22/team-wastes-double-alley-oop-play-against-a-bunch-of-56-white-kids/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/22/team-wastes-double-alley-oop-play-against-a-bunch-of-56-white-kids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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