Tirico Suave

In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, “Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s oooooover!”

Oh by the way, the kid’s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick and show some class for once. For [...]

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It’s ok kid, watching the Yankees win makes me feel the exact same way. It looks as if all of us non-partisan baseball fans who like to fight the good fight against all things awful are going to be faced with a frightfully harrowing decision in the very near future. I think I might just [...]

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One day your just an anonymous yet proud member of the Otter Valley Otters and the next you make one bonehead play then all of a sudden you’re on the front page of Yahoo and are being compared to Leon Lett on Deadspin. Thank God when I was younger if you wanted to record anything [...]

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Via MLB.com:
The Mets signed 16-year-old Juan Urbina on Thursday, a Major League scout told MLB.com.
The Venezuelan left-hander is expected to receive a $1.25 million signing bonus on the first day of Major League Baseball’s international player signing period.
Urbina, listed at 6-foot-2, is said to have a fastball in the upper 80s and a [...]

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You see, it if it ever going to happen, it’s stuff like this and not David Beckham that will help soccer catch on in America. Fans who reach over the railing and interfere with baseball games should be treated in a similar manner. One thing I’m sure of, the kid deserved it or will at [...]

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Via Deadspin.

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This banner ad really brought me back. Man, it feels like only yesterday that my friends and I were finally out on our own for the first time, just trying to make ends meet. I can’t tell you how many nights I spent just jackin’ it in my pink tub as the two incredibly hot [...]

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Via MSNBC.com:
A Dallas high school staged “gladiator-style” cage fights among troubled students, making them settle their differences with bare-knuckled brawls inside a boys locker room, according to school district documents.
The principal and other employees at South Oak Cliff High School “knew of the practice, allowed it to go on for a time, and failed to [...]

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I appreciate the ambition and the desire to show your worth in these trying economic times, but it’s ok if the sweat that falls off the player hits the floor. You can just clean it up afterwards.

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