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Entries Tagged as 'Kerry Collins Wastecase'

The 2009 NFL Season’s Tequila Sunrise

September 10th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Nothing says schadenfreude like the NFL.
Nothing.

You will never escape The Suave wrath, Collins!

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Tags: Kerry Collins · Kerry Collins Wastecase · Kerry The Honky-Tonk-Hustler · Losloseeboy · NFL · Video

“God dammit …”, or: A Scene From the Life of Kerry Collins

July 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

(Setting: The Kerry Collins household)

Kerry Collins: God dammit, not again …
Kerry Collins: Honey!
Kerry Collins: Hooooney?!
Kerry Collins: HOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYY!
Mrs. Kerry Collins: What the FUCK is it THIS time you god damn STINKING DRUNK!?

Kerry Collins: I shit in the shower again …
Mrs. Kerry Collins: You make me sick. Most people would learn from their mistakes and not finish [...]

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