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Entries Tagged as 'Ken O'Brien Sucks'

I’ve Never In My Life Been Better Prepared To Go Out And Be Mediocre

March 11th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Joe Namath’s habit of saying dumb drunken things in public started a long time ago.
I gave this video to long suffering Jets fan/noted Ken O’Brien apologist Shakespeare DiMaggio for his birthday a few years back, but he never took it home. He never even got around to watching it, which unsurprisingly instantly improved his QB [...]

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Tags: Baiting Shakespeare DiMaggio · Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL · NY Jets

Ken O’Brien is No Flash Gordon

May 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

Ming the Merciless really did planet Mongo and his faithful followers a disservice by “skyjacking” Flash Gordon, instead of waiting until 1983 and suck-beaming in perennial loser Ken O’Brien. Unless being on the losing end of some not so memorable contests with Dan Marino is a quality intergalactic quarterback heroes need to posses, there’s no [...]

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Tags: Buda Rico · I worked on it · Ken O'Brien Sucks · Movies · NFL · NFL Draft · NY Jets · Video

For Shakespeare And Velvet

April 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Everyone’s seen this video a hundred times, but it never gets old. And since there are two Jets’ fans on the TS staff, I’d feel remiss if I didn’t post it on here on the eve of the NFL draft. Besides, it’s only a matter of time before someone puts together one of these for [...]

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Tags: Defenestration · Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL · NFL Draft · NY Jets · Video

The Top Ten Athlete Blogs

January 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Yardbarker has become one of the strongest Sports Blogs around. A big part of the strength comes from athlete bloggers. They range from Superstars to younger players just getting their careers started. Yardbarker’s inherent is to have the community grade all the site’s conent, so for the New Year, I figured I’d post a [...]

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Tags: High Horse · Ken O'Brien Sucks · MLB · NBA · NFL · NHL · Other Sports · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Jeff George Ad Campaign

December 21st, 2007 · 1 Comment

I opened up my yahoo mail tonight only have this beaut staring back at me. It made me think. Is this the best DCU banking could do? Does this actually work?

If this Jeff George look-alike can use his charm and good looks, so can the real Jeff George. Since Brad Childress literally laughed out loud [...]

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Tags: Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL · Pictures · Roger Dorn

Proofreading Reserved For Non-Sucky QB’s

December 12th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Two links demonstrating how unimportant Ken O’Brien was:
First, Ken O’Brien’s starting lineup from 1989 where his name on the card is spelled “O’Brian”.

Also, here’s an article about the old Tecmo Bowl game where O’Brien’s name in the game was “O,Brien”. Whoever wrote this article should be on the TiricoSuave theoretical payroll. Here’s an excerpt:
You can [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL

eBay Chock Full Of Artifacts Depicting Ken O’Brien Sucking

December 6th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Ken O’Brien sucked so much that Starting Lineup even created a special edition figure of him being looking lost and overmatched while being sacked by Lawrence Taylor.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL

A Gem Mint “Kenny O’Brien Sucks” Thursday

December 6th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Name one person on Earth that would bid $89.10 on this 1985 Topps KEN O’BRIEN #346 RC All-Time Jets PSA 10. $89? Maybe. $89.10? Fuck no. That’s a rip-off.

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Tags: Ken O'Brien Sucks · NFL · Roger Dorn

Naming A Blog > Writing A Blog

November 20th, 2007 · 8 Comments

If any of you are thinking about starting a blog with a group of your friends, you should know that coming up with a name for your site is easily the most enjoyable part of the process. After that it’s all pretty much just search engine optimization and mental exhaustion from trying to find new [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ken O'Brien Sucks · Pictures