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It appears that K-Rod is going to be a Met. The signing itself was inevitable. The contract is what’s absurd. Three years/$37M? Really? I guess the Wilpons better clean out their ashtrays and head to CoinStar, lest they tap into actual funds [...]
Entries Tagged as 'K-Rod'
Mets Find Their Guy Who Frantically Points To God After Every One Inning Save As If He Just Simultaneously Cured Cancer And World Hunger Closer
December 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · I Am The Greatest Prognosticator Alive! · K-Rod · MLB · New York Mets
Ridiculously Excessive Strikeout Celebrations In New York May Not Be Limited To Joba Next Season
September 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Here’s a little formula I just threw together:
Already terrible bullpen +
Billy Wagner opting for Tommy John surgery +
New stadium opening up +
K-Rod having record a breaking breaking contract year, yet few teams willing to spend big bucks on a closer +
Unwritten MLB rule that Mets have dibs on every Latin player =
The inevitability that Rodriguez [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · K-Rod · MLB · New York Mets
