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Jim Schwartz Spent His Youth Ripping Your Stupid Face Off

October 9th, 2009 · 1 Comment

I’m a fan of the Lions head coach for many reasons. He’s a stat geek, he went to Georgetown, he may or may not have left a comment on this site, etc. Sure, he’s not as cool as Mike Tomlin or as badass as Rex Ryan but as it turns out he’s got something on [...]

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Brawny Civil War Buff Jim Schwartz Has No Time For Your Dainty Feminine Sensibilities

July 31st, 2009 · 6 Comments

♫MY NAME IS SCHWARRRRRRRTZ!!!♫
New Lions’ coach Jim Schwartz is an interesting fellow. Ok, so he’s not a badass like Mornhinweg who walked out on practice and rode off on his hog. Few amongst us are that hard. But Schwartz certainly isn’t a tool like Mariucci or a stiff like Bobby Ross. And Gary Moeller can’t [...]

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Sign ‘Em Up, Schwartz

January 15th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Via The National Football Post:
I know that after doing my “Inside the NFL” segment on Showtime last night about Michael Vick and his potential return to the NFL, I received three calls today from teams asking about his pending release. It will be a topic for discussion until he is released in July. [...]

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As Optimistic As I Can Be

January 15th, 2009 · 7 Comments

The Lions have just named former Titans DC Jim Schwartz as their head coach. He’s the guy I wanted so needless to say, I’m fairly encouraged right now. From his Wikipedia page (which also currently lists him as ‘future Lions savior”, oh you wacky internetters…):
Schwartz got his start in the NFL doing research for Bill [...]

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