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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Jail</title>
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		<title>Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/12/hallowed-sports-record-shattered-longest-jail-sentence-for-a-former-nebraska-running-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we&#8217;ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local Florist Cited For Drunken Driving After Leaving Regal Beagle</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/06/local-florist-cited-for-drunken-driving-after-leaving-regal-beagle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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This type of buffoonery is very uncharacteristic of you, Janet. This is more of a Chrissy or Cindy subplot. If Jack were still with us, he&#8217;d so spray you with a bottle of seltzer then bend you over his knee and spank you in a platonic fashion. I mean, just look how distraught you made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;B&#8217; Stands For Battery</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/23/the-b-stands-for-battery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/23/the-b-stands-for-battery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Via NBC Miami: 
A Tampa pol wound up in jail after he celebrated Father&#8217;s Day with a good-old family fight, punching his two sons during a black and blue Sunday brawl.
Brian Blair, a former Hillsborough County Commissioner, was charged with two felony counts of child abuse after he punched his two sons, leaving bumps and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If The Prosecution Is Done Playing The Feud, The Jury Has Reached A Verdict</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/04/13/if-the-prosecution-is-done-playing-the-feud-the-jury-has-reached-a-verdict/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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I always guess &#8220;directional spatter&#8221; when I play along at home and I&#8217;m stumped. For a peripheral standpoint, I&#8217;m going to miss this trial. I feel Phil Specter was just scratching the surface when it came to batshit insane hairstyles. I mean, the dude&#8217;s still pulling out fresh material. 
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		<title>It Really Snuck Up On Me This Year</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/26/it-really-snuck-up-on-me-this-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/26/it-really-snuck-up-on-me-this-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Turns out, today&#8217;s the day when Charles Rogers does some stupid shit, then states his intentions for a comeback.

Via MLive:
&#8220;I&#8217;m just going to do my 10 days, get out of the court system and try to get in shape for a comeback,&#8221; Rogers said Wednesday in a telephone interview with The Associated Press from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donte Stallworth Flashed Headlights Before Hitting Pedestrian</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/25/donte-stallworth-flashed-headlights-before-hitting-pedestrian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/25/donte-stallworth-flashed-headlights-before-hitting-pedestrian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>New Law: Upon Leaving The University Of Tennessee, All Football Players Must Surrender Their Driving Privileges</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/16/new-law-upon-leaving-the-university-of-tennessee-all-football-players-must-surrender-their-driving-privileges/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/16/new-law-upon-leaving-the-university-of-tennessee-all-football-players-must-surrender-their-driving-privileges/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Until I read this article, I had no idea that every bad driver in the NFL not named Marshawn Lynch passed through the University of Tennessee. Something has to be done. Think of the children!
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		<title>Fat Guy From Herman&#8217;s Head Takes Down The Boz</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/09/fat-guy-from-hermans-head-takes-down-the-boz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/09/fat-guy-from-hermans-head-takes-down-the-boz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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More pics here.

Seems like the perfect time to re-post this:

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		<title>Barkley Earns Respect Of Cellmates</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/07/barkley-earns-respect-of-cellmates/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/03/07/barkley-earns-respect-of-cellmates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wait, I Want To Make A Joe Six Pack Reference Too</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/10/07/wait-i-want-to-make-a-joe-six-pack-reference-too/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/10/07/wait-i-want-to-make-a-joe-six-pack-reference-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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In all honesty, no smartallecky comment is going to add to this story: 
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. —  A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff&#8217;s deputies said. Inside the crashed van, police said [...]]]></description>
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