Tirico Suave

When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we’ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]

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This type of buffoonery is very uncharacteristic of you, Janet. This is more of a Chrissy or Cindy subplot. If Jack were still with us, he’d so spray you with a bottle of seltzer then bend you over his knee and spank you in a platonic fashion. I mean, just look how distraught you made [...]

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Via NBC Miami:
A Tampa pol wound up in jail after he celebrated Father’s Day with a good-old family fight, punching his two sons during a black and blue Sunday brawl.
Brian Blair, a former Hillsborough County Commissioner, was charged with two felony counts of child abuse after he punched his two sons, leaving bumps and [...]

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I always guess “directional spatter” when I play along at home and I’m stumped. For a peripheral standpoint, I’m going to miss this trial. I feel Phil Specter was just scratching the surface when it came to batshit insane hairstyles. I mean, the dude’s still pulling out fresh material.

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Turns out, today’s the day when Charles Rogers does some stupid shit, then states his intentions for a comeback.

Via MLive:
“I’m just going to do my 10 days, get out of the court system and try to get in shape for a comeback,” Rogers said Wednesday in a telephone interview with The Associated Press from the [...]

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Until I read this article, I had no idea that every bad driver in the NFL not named Marshawn Lynch passed through the University of Tennessee. Something has to be done. Think of the children!

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More pics here.

Seems like the perfect time to re-post this:

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In all honesty, no smartallecky comment is going to add to this story:
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. — A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff’s deputies said. Inside the crashed van, police said [...]

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