When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we’ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Jail'
Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back
November 12th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Eternal Life · Harvey Bars · Jail · NCAA Football · Thunder Collins
Local Florist Cited For Drunken Driving After Leaving Regal Beagle
July 6th, 2009 · No Comments
This type of buffoonery is very uncharacteristic of you, Janet. This is more of a Chrissy or Cindy subplot. If Jack were still with us, he’d so spray you with a bottle of seltzer then bend you over his knee and spank you in a platonic fashion. I mean, just look how distraught you made [...]
Tags: Felipé · Harvey Bars · Jail · TV
The ‘B’ Stands For Battery
June 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment
Via NBC Miami:
A Tampa pol wound up in jail after he celebrated Father’s Day with a good-old family fight, punching his two sons during a black and blue Sunday brawl.
Brian Blair, a former Hillsborough County Commissioner, was charged with two felony counts of child abuse after he punched his two sons, leaving bumps and [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · WWE
If The Prosecution Is Done Playing The Feud, The Jury Has Reached A Verdict
April 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment
I always guess “directional spatter” when I play along at home and I’m stumped. For a peripheral standpoint, I’m going to miss this trial. I feel Phil Specter was just scratching the surface when it came to batshit insane hairstyles. I mean, the dude’s still pulling out fresh material.
Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · Music
It Really Snuck Up On Me This Year
March 26th, 2009 · 5 Comments
Turns out, today’s the day when Charles Rogers does some stupid shit, then states his intentions for a comeback.
Via MLive:
“I’m just going to do my 10 days, get out of the court system and try to get in shape for a comeback,” Rogers said Wednesday in a telephone interview with The Associated Press from the [...]
Tags: Charles Rogers · Harvey Bars · Jail
Donte Stallworth Flashed Headlights Before Hitting Pedestrian
March 25th, 2009 · No Comments
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New Law: Upon Leaving The University Of Tennessee, All Football Players Must Surrender Their Driving Privileges
March 16th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Until I read this article, I had no idea that every bad driver in the NFL not named Marshawn Lynch passed through the University of Tennessee. Something has to be done. Think of the children!
Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · NFL
Fat Guy From Herman’s Head Takes Down The Boz
March 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments
Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Jail · XFL
Barkley Earns Respect Of Cellmates
March 7th, 2009 · No Comments
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Wait, I Want To Make A Joe Six Pack Reference Too
October 7th, 2008 · 4 Comments
In all honesty, no smartallecky comment is going to add to this story:
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. — A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff’s deputies said. Inside the crashed van, police said [...]
Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · Kids · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.






















