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Local Florist Cited For Drunken Driving After Leaving Regal Beagle

July 6th, 2009 · No Comments

This type of buffoonery is very uncharacteristic of you, Janet. This is more of a Chrissy or Cindy subplot. If Jack were still with us, he’d so spray you with a bottle of seltzer then bend you over his knee and spank you in a platonic fashion. I mean, just look how distraught you made [...]

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Tags: Felipé · Harvey Bars · Jail · TV

The ‘B’ Stands For Battery

June 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

Via NBC Miami:
A Tampa pol wound up in jail after he celebrated Father’s Day with a good-old family fight, punching his two sons during a black and blue Sunday brawl.
Brian Blair, a former Hillsborough County Commissioner, was charged with two felony counts of child abuse after he punched his two sons, leaving bumps and [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · WWE

If The Prosecution Is Done Playing The Feud, The Jury Has Reached A Verdict

April 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment

I always guess “directional spatter” when I play along at home and I’m stumped. For a peripheral standpoint, I’m going to miss this trial. I feel Phil Specter was just scratching the surface when it came to batshit insane hairstyles. I mean, the dude’s still pulling out fresh material.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · Music

It Really Snuck Up On Me This Year

March 26th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Turns out, today’s the day when Charles Rogers does some stupid shit, then states his intentions for a comeback.

Via MLive:
“I’m just going to do my 10 days, get out of the court system and try to get in shape for a comeback,” Rogers said Wednesday in a telephone interview with The Associated Press from the [...]

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Tags: Charles Rogers · Harvey Bars · Jail

Donte Stallworth Flashed Headlights Before Hitting Pedestrian

March 25th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · NFL

New Law: Upon Leaving The University Of Tennessee, All Football Players Must Surrender Their Driving Privileges

March 16th, 2009 · 4 Comments

Until I read this article, I had no idea that every bad driver in the NFL not named Marshawn Lynch passed through the University of Tennessee. Something has to be done. Think of the children!

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · NFL

Fat Guy From Herman’s Head Takes Down The Boz

March 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments

More pics here.

Seems like the perfect time to re-post this:

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Jail · XFL

Barkley Earns Respect Of Cellmates

March 7th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: Charles Barkley · Harvey Bars · Jail · NBA

Wait, I Want To Make A Joe Six Pack Reference Too

October 7th, 2008 · 4 Comments

In all honesty, no smartallecky comment is going to add to this story:
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. — A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff’s deputies said. Inside the crashed van, police said [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · Kids · Sports? Nobody Writes About That Anymore.

The Annual Texas Penal League Track Meet Just Became Competitive Again

September 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Freedom.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · Marion Jones