Tirico Suave

This type of buffoonery is very uncharacteristic of you, Janet. This is more of a Chrissy or Cindy subplot. If Jack were still with us, he’d so spray you with a bottle of seltzer then bend you over his knee and spank you in a platonic fashion. I mean, just look how distraught you made [...]

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Via NBC Miami:
A Tampa pol wound up in jail after he celebrated Father’s Day with a good-old family fight, punching his two sons during a black and blue Sunday brawl.
Brian Blair, a former Hillsborough County Commissioner, was charged with two felony counts of child abuse after he punched his two sons, leaving bumps and [...]

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I always guess “directional spatter” when I play along at home and I’m stumped. For a peripheral standpoint, I’m going to miss this trial. I feel Phil Specter was just scratching the surface when it came to batshit insane hairstyles. I mean, the dude’s still pulling out fresh material.

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Turns out, today’s the day when Charles Rogers does some stupid shit, then states his intentions for a comeback.

Via MLive:
“I’m just going to do my 10 days, get out of the court system and try to get in shape for a comeback,” Rogers said Wednesday in a telephone interview with The Associated Press from the [...]

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Until I read this article, I had no idea that every bad driver in the NFL not named Marshawn Lynch passed through the University of Tennessee. Something has to be done. Think of the children!

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More pics here.

Seems like the perfect time to re-post this:

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In all honesty, no smartallecky comment is going to add to this story:
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. — A 10-year-old boy was driving up to 90 mph when he crashed a van carrying two adults who had been drinking and taking pills and two other children, Tennessee sheriff’s deputies said. Inside the crashed van, police said [...]

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Freedom.

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