Tirico Suave

I’ve clearly missed the deadline for handing in my Kanye West VMA joke before the deadline passed and it became stale and hacky but the internet said I could hand it in late maybe receive partial credit.

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The Cavs owner, on Mo Williams being snubbed by the commissioner:
Ben Wallace was right when he called Mo originally being passed over for the All-Star Game a ’shamockery’, but not naming him as the natural and obvious replacement for the unfortunately injured Jameer Nelson is stupidiculous, idillogical and preposterageous.”
Via the Orlando Sentinel.

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Via Reuters:
A death row inmate in Texas tore out his eyeball with his fingers and ate it, leaving him blind after he gouged out his other eye several years ago, the state’s department of criminal justice said on Friday.
“We don’t know how it happened,” said Jason Clark, a spokesman for the department. “There are no [...]

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