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Entries Tagged as 'I Am The Greatest Prognosticator Alive!'

Punxsutawney Phil Can Chew My Balls

February 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

Via the new prognosticator of prognosticators:
Losee: Knicks vs. Kobe and the Lak-ahs tonight at The World’s Most Famous at 7:30 p.m. ET. Most excited I’ve been for a Knicks game in a decade.

HB: Just in time for no Bynum as well. Kobe might go for 60 though. You know he’s dying for a signature [...]

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Mets Find Their Guy Who Frantically Points To God After Every One Inning Save As If He Just Simultaneously Cured Cancer And World Hunger Closer

December 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments

“Great Headline! Do you mind if I point at it violently for 90 seconds?
It appears that K-Rod is going to be a Met. The signing itself was inevitable. The contract is what’s absurd. Three years/$37M? Really? I guess the Wilpons better clean out their ashtrays and head to CoinStar, lest they tap into actual funds [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · I Am The Greatest Prognosticator Alive! · K-Rod · MLB · New York Mets