Tirico Suave

In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, “Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s oooooover!”

Oh by the way, the kid’s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick and show some class for once. For [...]

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Artist rendering of Stafon Johnson’s spotter.
THIS. SOUNDS. FUCKING. AWFUL.

via the Los Angeles Times:
USC running back Stafon Johnson has been injured in a weight room accident at the school.
The senior from Dorsey High was lifting weights this morning when he apparently lost control of the bar and it landed on his neck. He was reportedly [...]

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It’s been some time since I’ve witnessed a truly gruesome sports injury, but the payoff was certainly worth the wait. Legs just do not bend that way, at least not with a little assistance. I’m not sure it would bump off one of these four off the mountain, but it’s certainly in the conversation.

Via Sports [...]

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A warning, gentlemen. Reading the following paragraph will cause your face to involuntarily contort into something that could only be described as Gilbert Gottfried giving birth to a child.

Via Newsday:
Adrian Beltre might want to think about using a cup in the future. The Mariners third baseman was placed on the 15-day DL with an [...]

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