Tirico Suave

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I guess nothing should surprise me anymore about the Charger faithful after nearly having a home playoff game blacked out, but then again struggling to not have a MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME against your undefeated division rival blacked out is quite the achievement in collective fan apathy itself.

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Occasionally the calamity that is the evening news seeps its way onto my tv screen. It’s always the same thing that every marginal 80’s comedian told you about: murderdeathkills, canned deliveries, forced banter. It is is my amateur observation that evening news shows haven’t progressed one bit in the last 15 years. And this piece [...]

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I wrote this partly because there are fewer things more compelling in life than listening to some random dude go on and on about their fantasy leagues and partly because I’m a little overworked and annoyed today. So please, sit back for a moment while I place this soapbox on my high horse and allow [...]

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It’s time for commentators, writers, pundits, bloggers, graffiti artists, Eskimos, etc. to stop going back more than say two or three seasons when trying to have a relevant discussion and make a prediction about the two current teams. Sentences like “The road team has won nine of the last ten games” is happenstance passed off [...]

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What a truly awful WNBA/NBDL/XFL-esque logo and color scheme the OKC Thunder have chosen. I’d be ashamed to propose this look to my intramural co-ed no-contact flag frisbee golf team let alone a franchise worth a couple hundred million. Terrible colors, the generic font and imagery…how long did the agency responsible for the logo have [...]

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Dear Real, Credited, Respected, I-Went-To-School-For-This-Shit Journalists,

I’ll be honest with you. I want you to win this so called mainstream media v. blogs war. I mean, you created it, you should come out on top. I don’t start seasons in Madden to go 6-10, right? But over the last few weeks, a few of you aren’t [...]

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The first thing they teach you at Blog Camp is that you must understand at all times that even the smallest post can have repercussions greater than what may have you ever imagined. People’s livelihoods and reputations can be greatly affected by the words you write. A lifetime of hard work can be flushed away [...]

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Tiger made some incredible shots?!? Whah!!!! On a bad knee?!? Woweewoweewowee! And on his last put, he forced a playoff and now they have to play 18 more holes of boring fringe-sport golf?!? Zang! Also, Tiger Woods is not the greatest athlete of all time. I really don’t want to re-hash that old argument, [...]

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Go ahead Kobe. Check the box score from game four. It says you were 6-19 from the field and had 17 points in a pivotal must win game at home during the NBA Finals. You didn’t have ONE field goal in the first half. You team blew a 24 point lead. You were outscored by [...]

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Mention to me that you enjoyed any one of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies or try to defend him as a filmmaker and you’ll have a surefire unnecessarily heated and bitter argument on your hands. I’ll attack your character, your children, your kindhearted old aunt. Anyone. Simply put, if you like anything he’s made, you’re wrong. [...]

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