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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Harvey Bars</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Zack Greinke Takes Home Cy Young Award For Stat Geeks Everywhere</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/18/zack-greinke-takes-home-cy-young-award-for-stat-geeks-everywhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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You know how occasionally some crotchety old baseball writer or one of the idiots on Around The Horn will pad their insipid argument with something along the lines of &#8220;Players don&#8217;t care about these newfangled stats. They just want to go out there every five days and throw strikes. You really think Zack Greinke cares [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brandon Jennings, Mea Culpa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes I say dumb things. This is one of those instances: 
I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we&#8217;ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taking Out All Of My Gold Glove Related Angst On The Toy Hall Of Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/10/taking-out-all-of-my-gold-glove-related-angst-on-the-toy-hall-of-fame/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/10/taking-out-all-of-my-gold-glove-related-angst-on-the-toy-hall-of-fame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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So, MLB&#8217;s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn&#8217;t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa&#8217;s Face Is A Little Off</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/07/now-that-you-mention-it-something-about-sammy-sosas-face-is-a-little-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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But I just can&#8217;t quite put my finger on It.

Original mess can be found right here. 
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		<title>Andre Iguodala&#8217;s Massive Dunk Over Courtney Lee</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Andre Iguodala is all over the web this weekend, first with a trick shot during practice and now this video, in which he channels his inner Dominique in order to make Courtney Lee feel even worse about playing for the Nets.

And while I have your attention, Richard Jefferson&#8217;s dunk over Greg Oden last night wasn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/06/i-dont-recall-ladybugs-being-this-violent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/06/i-dont-recall-ladybugs-being-this-violent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ladies]]></category>
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Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What&#8217;s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it&#8217;s definitely not him. 
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		<title>Steve Nash&#8217;s Pretty No Look Pass To J-Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/04/steve-nashs-pretty-no-look-pass-to-j-rich/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/04/steve-nashs-pretty-no-look-pass-to-j-rich/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=7208</guid>
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The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don&#8217;t count &#8216;Horrific Injuries&#8216; as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn&#8217;t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me. 
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		<title>Lions Sign Worst Cornerback In The History Of Cornerbacking</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/03/lions-sign-worst-cornerback-in-the-history-of-cornerbacking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/03/lions-sign-worst-cornerback-in-the-history-of-cornerbacking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive &#8220;Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused&#8221; gallery, in reverse chronological order:





















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		<title>Tim Floyd Is Nice Until It&#8217;s Time To Not Be Nice</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/11/03/tim-floyd-is-nice-until-its-time-to-be-not-nice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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I certainly didn&#8217;t wake up today expecting to see former USC coach Tim Floyd breaking up a white trash casino cat fight, but courtesy of Herm&#8217;s Perm, here we are:


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