Tirico Suave

You know how occasionally some crotchety old baseball writer or one of the idiots on Around The Horn will pad their insipid argument with something along the lines of “Players don’t care about these newfangled stats. They just want to go out there every five days and throw strikes. You really think Zack Greinke cares [...]

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Sometimes I say dumb things. This is one of those instances:
I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s [...]

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When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we’ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it was reported that Phillips would be facing another sentencing later [...]

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Pic via here.
So, MLB’s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn’t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]

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But I just can’t quite put my finger on It.

Original mess can be found right here.

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Andre Iguodala is all over the web this weekend, first with a trick shot during practice and now this video, in which he channels his inner Dominique in order to make Courtney Lee feel even worse about playing for the Nets.

And while I have your attention, Richard Jefferson’s dunk over Greg Oden last night wasn’t [...]

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Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What’s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it’s definitely not him.

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The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don’t count ‘Horrific Injuries‘ as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn’t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me.

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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:

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I certainly didn’t wake up today expecting to see former USC coach Tim Floyd breaking up a white trash casino cat fight, but courtesy of Herm’s Perm, here we are:

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