Tirico Suave

Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What’s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it’s definitely not him.

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The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don’t count ‘Horrific Injuries‘ as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn’t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me.

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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:

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I certainly didn’t wake up today expecting to see former USC coach Tim Floyd breaking up a white trash casino cat fight, but courtesy of Herm’s Perm, here we are:

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In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, “Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s oooooover!”

Oh by the way, the kid’s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick and show some class for once. For [...]

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Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily and that all of a [...]

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It’s about time Ronald provided the internet with a new photo of himself. I think it’s safe to say we were all getting pretty tired of seeing this one or this one.

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If you grew up watching wrestling in the 80s, you may recall the most mysterious and frightening wrestlers were billed as hailing from ‘Parts Unknown’. The Ultimate Warrior was the most famous wrestler from PU, a list that also included Demolition, Papa Shango and the Berzerker. It was just a fantastic piece of pro wrestling [...]

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A few weeks back, when I saw that FX planned to launch a show that dealt with all the funny bone tickling hilarity that normally ensues in a fantasy football league, I think my initial thoughts were “I’d rather watch a hidden camera video of a nude Jason Whitlock ironing 5XL polos in a hotel [...]

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Sure, my favorite football team has only won two of their last 31 games and just lost to a team that had lost 17 straight games, but goddamn, they can sure as hell light up white guys on special teams. Take that, Danny Amendola!

Via The Big Lead.

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