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Mets Like Cut Of Young Urbina’s Jib

July 3rd, 2009 · Comments

Via MLB.com:
The Mets signed 16-year-old Juan Urbina on Thursday, a Major League scout told MLB.com.
The Venezuelan left-hander is expected to receive a $1.25 million signing bonus on the first day of Major League Baseball’s international player signing period.
Urbina, listed at 6-foot-2, is said to have a fastball in the upper 80s and a [...]

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Tags: Cutting Crew · Harvey Bars · Jerry Manuel · New York Mets · kids

Point Break: The Embodiment Of All That Is California

July 2nd, 2009 · Comments

Greatest pic ever courtesy of Threadbombing.
With the Fourth of July just about upon us, Rotten Tomatoes is running a 50 Movies for 50 States feature where they select the movie that best represents each state. Some are obvious. Some states got hosed. Jersey got Clerks, and rightfully so. But the most inspiring selection belongs to [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Movies · Teeth

Releasing My Own MLB Steroid List

June 29th, 2009 · Comments

A site called Roto Info has a post entitled “2003 Steroid list leaks out?” which contains no links or sources and just names 103 MLB players who were active in 2003, to which I thought “That’s brilliant! I could do that!” And I did. So here is my list of MLBers who I suspect took [...]

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Tags: Drugs · Hard Hitting News · Harvey Bars · Integrity · MLB

Good Lord, Ain’t Nobody Better Say Nothing Bad About Ramon Sessions!

June 29th, 2009 · Comments

I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s going to be a massive pain in the ass. And by [...]

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Tags: Analysis yo! · Brandon Jennings · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NBA · Ramon Sessions Is A Roto God · Some Of This Is Probably Irrational

Ooooooh…..Now I Get It!

June 23rd, 2009 · Comments

I see what you did there, Burger King.

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Tags: Falling Into BK's Trap · Harvey Bars · NOM NOM NOM

The ‘B’ Stands For Battery

June 23rd, 2009 · Comments

Via NBC Miami:
A Tampa pol wound up in jail after he celebrated Father’s Day with a good-old family fight, punching his two sons during a black and blue Sunday brawl.
Brian Blair, a former Hillsborough County Commissioner, was charged with two felony counts of child abuse after he punched his two sons, leaving bumps and [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jail · WWE

John Belushi’s Immortal Joe Cocker Impersonation

June 19th, 2009 · Comments

Just one of those videos I feel people should remember to watch every so often.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Music · SNL

Karen Hill Has Had Enough Of Italians And Their Disloyalty

June 17th, 2009 · Comments

“This is Karen Hill, I want to talk to you. Hello?!? Don’t hang up on me! I want to talk to you. You keep away from MY COUNTRY, you understand me? Hello? ANSWER ME. I’m going to tell everybody that visits this site that on the Italian national team, Rossi, you’re nothing but a whore!”

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Jersey yo! · Soccer

Phillies Fan Simply Requests That David Wright Take A Quick Gander At His Ring Finger

June 16th, 2009 · Comments

Tirico Suave: all Buck, all day.

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Tags: Friendly Philly Folk · Harvey Bars · MLB · New York Mets

Suave Minds Think Alike

June 15th, 2009 · Comments

As witnessed by the two posts below.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · You Really Don't Care