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WNBA. Expect Sensitive, Defensive Commercials

May 12th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Holy shit, those anti-meth commercials that are all the rage right now are more cheery than these new WNBA spots. I don’t want sit here and do the old “The WNBA is a terrible league” routine. I’ll just say I don’t think this is exactly the right marketing approach unless the goal of these spots [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · High Horse · Video · Where WNBA Happens

Joe Horn Says Joe Horn Has No Idea What Year It Is Or How Badly Joe Horn’s Skills Have Declined

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Any team interested in acquiring a receiver who was just passed by Laurent Robinson on the depth chart, please contact the Atlanta Falcons.

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Tags: Delusions of Grandeur · Harvey Bars · Joe Horn · NFL

The Way Of The Sandlot

May 11th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I was in the midst of putting together a compilation of some of my favorite movie scenes when I had to step away for a moment. Our new brazen video intern, Chaz, not yet knowing his way around the Tirico Suave editing room but still wanting to impress his new bosses, starting playing with the [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Mashups · Movies · Video

Brennan Carroll Is The Most Gifted Comedic Mind Of Our Time

May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

We’re jacking a video from Gutty Little Bruins once again. This one features Brennan Carroll, son of Pete and assistant at USC, at a tryouts for walk-ons. This video is six minutes of gold. Some points to look for:

1. I’m 97.4% sure this video was done by either the faux-documentary crew who shoots the Office [...]

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Tags: Brennan Carroll · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · Masters Of Comedy · NCAA Football · USC

Explaining To The Non And Casual Sports Fan What It’s Like To Go From Isiah Thomas To Mike D’Antoni

May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Isiah Thomas
Mike D’Antoni

.341 Win % With Knicks
.650 Win % With Suns

$11.6M Sexual Harrassment Settlement
2004-05 Coach Of The Year

Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information
Using Google

Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment
Being adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Pete Best’s career
Ringo Starr’s [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Isiah Thomas · Mike D'Antoni · NBA

Picking On Old Timers

May 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Karl Ravech, introducing guest Juan Marichal on Baseball Tonight, “Known for his delivery, his deception but most of all for his ability.” He’s also known for taking a bat to the helmetless head of Johnny Roseboro, in one of the more notorious acts in baseball history. Oh, and he also enjoys taking in a good [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Juan Marichal · MLB · Picking On The Elderly

Judge Sentences Hogan’s Son To Eight Months of Hell In A Cell

May 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Link.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Hulk Hogan · Nick Bollea · WWE

Charles Rogers, Montreal Alouette?

May 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments

A quote from Alouette GM Jim Popp from this article:
“I would say there’s about an 80-20 chance of him being at training camp, coming in and competing for a job. It’s not completed yet, but he can come in as a CFL rookie and we’ll make an assessment of him, where he’s at in his [...]

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Tags: Charles Rogers · Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars · Montreal Alouettes · NFL

LeBron’s Numbers Against The Celtics Are Almost Jordan-esque

May 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

LeBron James’s FG Pct against Boston through two games: .190

Michael Jordan’s BA in 127 games with the Birmingham Barons: .202

Keep on truckin’ LeBron. One or two buckets go the other way and drop and you’re a legend.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · LeBron James · Michael Jordan · NBA · Number Crunching

Dallas Stars Sign Some Swedish Forward That I’ve Never Heard Of

May 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Still doesn’t stop me from getting excited. Apparently, Fabian Brunnström was a highly sought after unrestricted free agent, which is all I needed to hear. Plus, he has an umlaut in his name, which, to me, is better than not having one if you don’t have anything else to go on.

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Tags: Dallas Stars · Harvey Bars · NHL · Umlauts