Tirico Suave

Boss Lite is droppin’ knowledge bombs again:
“The most important thing to remember is this: If you didn’t get it from me or my brother [Hal], it doesn’t mean [anything]. I don’t care about some piss-ant employee. If you don’t get it from me or Hal, it’s meaningless. I have a lot of things [in Tampa] [...]

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Americans should not have to work on Hank Steinbrenner’s birthday. Stamps should commemorate him. His face should be on the nickel. I don’t know how I’m going to be able to wait until September to read Hank’s column. I mean just when you think you’ve got an idea of what’s going through his head, he [...]

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From Newsday via the Posterboy comes perhaps the greatest nugget of news any of us here at Tirico Suave have heard in our short existence: come September, Hank Steinbrenner will be penning HIS OWN COLUMN for the Sporting News. I don’t what he’s going to write about, but I have the absolute utmost faith that [...]

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This site is fueled on the pearl necklaces that Hank Steinbrenner drops on the baseball world:
“The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing. These players are being paid a lot of money and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money. We have [...]

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Tirico Suave has been along for 6 months or so and no one has been as good to us as Hank Steinbrenner. He provides constant column fodder for non-Yankee fans Harvey and Shakespeare. Now if I was famous, I know one thing for sure, I’d be googling my name every day. I assume Hank does [...]

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In my head, I like to picture Brian Cashman, at the end of an 18 hour workday, sitting at his desk, reading an article like this one, and just thinking to himself “For fuck’s sake, I survived the old man’s wrath all these years, and just when I think I’ll finally be able to try [...]

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Hank Steinbrenner is a gift from the heavens. There really is no other way to put it. Every single time he opens his mouth, he spews pure gold. The guy has absolutely no filter. The target of his latest barbs is Gino Castignoli, the construction worker who, earlier this week, admitted to burying a Red [...]

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