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So, MLB’s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn’t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having the sublime USS Mariner around to talk us irrational [...]

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You know what the best part about the internet is? You think of an idea, and chances are someone’s already done the work, so you can just link to it instead.

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Via The Fightins.

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Let’s compromise here, BBWAA. If he promises to wear that shirt on his HOF plaque, would that be enough to convince 3/4 of you that he’s a hall of famer?

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Just doing my part to help every guido reach his dream of being eternally bronze.
That’s right. Everyone’s favorite fist pumpin’, smoke stackin’, fugheddin’-about-it lil state has a Hall of Fame “to honor citizens who have made invaluable contributions to society and the world beyond” which means a few members of our staff, the folks over [...]

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As detailed in the vastly underappreciated Not Another Teen Movie, nothing ties a climactic scene in a movie together like a perfectly timed slow clap. So here for your viewing pleasure, are the five best sports movie slow clap scenes of all-time. (I’ve put the time in which the slow clap occurs in each video [...]

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Coach of the current 13 win Miami Heat, Pat Riley, was also elected along with Adrian Dantley, the annoying, loud guy from the Hooters commercials, Pistons owner Bill Davidson, and some woman I’ve never heard of who, for six seasons, coached some school I’ve never heard of.

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