Tirico Suave

When we finally launch the Tirico Suave Network, this is the movie that will, without a doubt, play for 24 straight hours starting on Christmas Eve.
(’Paper Planes‘ by M.I.A. plays.)

“There it is! The holy grail of badass, club-going accessories! For weeks I had been scheming to get my mitts on one of these beauties!”

“I met [...]

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Also, big thanks to Mr. Packer for agreeing to sport some Tirico Suave flair.

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We here at Tirico Suave try to be modest. We don’t like to boast about our connections. But once in a while, we don’t mind showing off. And this is one of those times. We were cordially invited to Eli Manning’s wedding this past weekend, and while we try to separate our personal life from [...]

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This years draft class features an impressive array of players for teams to choose from. But what if the field was enlarged to include some of our favorite fictional football playing characters? I think the draft would go a little something like this.
*NOTE* In order to be eligible for this draft a player must have [...]

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In the middle of my slumber last night, I awoke with a full-blowner.
 I realized what the obscene Brian Billick animation was missing.

 That’s right, the old hand-crank/tongue in cheek. Is this what they mean when they say tongue in cheek humor? I don’t really think it is. Has anyone ever had their jumbo directed into the [...]

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