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A Golf Story From This Past Weekend That Is Actually Mildly Interesting

July 19th, 2009 · No Comments

Artist’s depiction of the female fan Schaub hit, mere moments before the accident.
You see? It’s not hard at all to make golf entertaining. Just incorporate football players and the occasional head injury to bystanders that, in turn, result in incredible shots.

Via Chron:
Texans quarterback Matt Schaub inadvertently helped new golf fan Sally Capehart learn first-hand the [...]

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Tags: Golf · Harvey Bars · NFL

Tom Watson And Schadenfreude

July 19th, 2009 · No Comments

With only an 8-foot par putt separating 59-year-old Tom Watson from history, he tensed up. And then he blew up, igniting the pages of a far-too-perfect storybook ending.
Stewart “USA! USA! USA!” Cink carved up his own ending, gutting Watson in a four-hole playoff. Unlike the previous 72 holes, this wasn’t fit for Disney. It was [...]

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Tags: Eagerly awaiting snail mail from elderly · Golf · Losloseeboy · We Weren't Kidding About That Schadenfreude

The Pattern On John Daly’s Latest Pair Of Golf Pants Looks Eerily Familiar

June 15th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Tags: Golf · Harvey Bars · WWE Should Dictate Everything

The Televised, Left-Handed, Celebratory Woooo + Boob Grab At The Masters?

April 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Tags: Golf · Harvey Bars · Ladies · Masters Coverage

Lesko Takes Home His 58th Green Jacket

April 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment

DID YOU KNOW?: Golf is not a sport, as it requires little or no actual athleticism.

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Tags: Golf · Harvey Bars · Hobbies That Some People Think Are Sports

Who Let That God Damn Athlete On The Golf Course?!?!?!

December 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Just another day at the Thai Country Club in Bangkok

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Tags: Golf · I'm so dedicated right now · Losloseeboy

The Senior PGA Tour, It’s Orgasmic

August 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

I sense a shift in the marketing of the Senior PGA Tour, which will open up AD space in the darkest corners of the internet, seedy Hollywood sex shops and every other commercial slot during football season.
Viagra, Cialis and any other blood-flowing-to-the-member-products were MADE to coincide with the Senior PGA Tour.
So, it’s time for the [...]

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Tags: Golf · Losloseeboy · Uncategorized

Michael Vick: The Golf Edition

March 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So this douchebag named Tripp Isenhour (it has to be impossible to be named Tripp and not be a douche), is a professional golfer. He was filming a segment called, “Shoot Like a Pro,” when a endangered hawk began to make noise. Angry about the noise ruining his take, he started hitting golf balls [...]

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Tags: Golf · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Sometimes Old Divorced Athletes From Different Sports Get Together To Have Sex

December 14th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Greg Norman and Chris Evert have announced they’re engaged which is enough of a reference for me to post the video of Jim Everett tossing Jim Rome around the studio.

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Tags: Golf · Harvey Bars · Tennis · Video