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Entries Tagged as 'For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials'

If I Knew, I Would Certainly Tell You

October 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Best single line e-mail I’ve received from anyone in some time:
“What the fuck is a Whoopula?”

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Tags: For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars · Whoopula

Are You Ten And In Need Of An NBA Ninth Man’s Help Looking For Your Lost Dog? There’s An App For That

September 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment

What just happened there? I don’t know but I’m going to go out of my way to not buy anything from AT&T if I can help it for a while. Although I’ll admit it’s not the worst ad they’ve come up with.

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Tags: For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars · Honkies · No Way That Dogs Name Would Be Sarah

Jimmy Rollins’s Commercial For Dick’s Sporting Goods

March 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment

This commercial had heart but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

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Tags: For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars · MLB

This Is My Favorite Super Bowl Commercial Unless It Turns Out To Be Everyone’s Favorite Commercial Because Then I’ll Hate It

February 1st, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Tags: For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars

Miller High Life’s One Second Super Bowl Ads

January 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment

I loathe the Miller High Life commercials with the overly idealistic, portly black fellow but I think these tiny ads are pretty amusing, at least on the first go around. I’m sure I’ll hate them by Feb. 3rd or so. But until then, back bacon!

Via Awful Announcing.

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Tags: Does he say 'Wojo whores' at the 30 second mark? · For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars · NFL

MLB Catch The Fever Commercial Chock Full Of 1993ness

January 13th, 2009 · 13 Comments

This isn’t as enjoyable as the commercial I unearthed last week, but it has it’s moments, like Mike Mussina and his overly excited, fever inducing eyebrows. Also, if anyone out there can identify the rap/R&B group featured in the video (and pictured below), it would greatly appreciated. It’s driving me apeshit and a man can [...]

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Tags: An Innumerable Number Of People Were Shot And Killed Wearing White Sox Caps · For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars · Sober Sutcliffe · Video

Allow Me To Throw Out A Few Scene Suggestions For The Next Round Of DirecTV Commercials

October 22nd, 2008 · 4 Comments

DirecTV is relentless with this campaign and the bitchofthebunch is that the spots are getting progressively worse and worse. I feel the need to to intervene. I think I’m perfect for crap like this, especially seeing how apparently no scene is off limits.

- Vondie Curtis-Hall, explaining how Economically Viable! DirecTV is (Falling Down).
- Burt Reynolds, [...]

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Tags: DirecTV Doesn't Deserve My Input · For The Love Of God Enough With The Commercials · Harvey Bars · Movies · Painfully Bad Tv · Use of the π Symbol