Tirico Suave

Because the one they apparently chose looks pretty much the same aside from the newly accentuated shoulder and crotch region. The letter logo is also now 35% more rugged and for the first time, contains a little brazen.

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And it’s NBC Channel 4 in Detroit, who ran this scroll on the bottom of the screen every time Matt Millen appeared on screen yesterday:

In case you missed it:
Matt Millen was president of the Lions for the worst eight-year run in the history of the NFL. Knowing his history with the team, is there a [...]

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Germans: Still not taking any of your bullshit!
Via the Kansas City Star, and not Rob Parker:
Chiefs defensive coordinator Gunther Cunningham took the same job today with the Detroit Lions.
Detroit’s new head coach, Jim Schwartz, and Cunningham worked together with the Tennessee Titans during the three seasons between the time Cunningham was fired as Chiefs head [...]

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I might have to start worshiping things again, the Lord in particular. He’s white hot right now. And here I was, stuck with Jon Kitna these last few seasons. Millen couldn’t even sign the right hyperreligious quarterback.

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Via The National Football Post:
I know that after doing my “Inside the NFL” segment on Showtime last night about Michael Vick and his potential return to the NFL, I received three calls today from teams asking about his pending release. It will be a topic for discussion until he is released in July. [...]

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The Lions have just named former Titans DC Jim Schwartz as their head coach. He’s the guy I wanted so needless to say, I’m fairly encouraged right now. From his Wikipedia page (which also currently lists him as ‘future Lions savior”, oh you wacky internetters…):
Schwartz got his start in the NFL doing research for Bill [...]

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Seriously, dude. Take a new picture.
Oh wow, look I get to block quote myself.

From this post on Jan. 3rd, regarding Matt Millen’s appearance on NBC:
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK IS THIS FUCKING IDIOT DOING ON MY TV AND WHY IS HE DISCUSSING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, A TOPIC OF WHICH HE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT??!!?!?!11?1!??!! WHAT’S NEXT [...]

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Instead of this:

There would be this:
He used the same tool on his chest that Irwin R. Schyster used to use on his sleeves.

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Dan Patrick: “Would you have fired yourself?”

Millen:”I would have, actually. Probably not this year [...]

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