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Entries Tagged as 'Fire Matt Millen'

Matt Millen Handling And Discharging Firearms In His Spare Time

July 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

There’s a lot going on in this blurb from mlive.com. First, Brett Favre has apparently no qualms when it comes to calling/texting the Packers’ intradivision rivals and asking for advice which only furthers my theory that Brett Favre feels the NFL revolves around him. Second, I continually am amazed that people voluntarily keep seeking out [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Fire Matt Millen · Harvey Bars · NFL · This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun

The Presence Of Towels And Postgame Buffets Make Baseball Teams Play .350 Baseball

June 5th, 2008 · 13 Comments

Look at those evil towels, just sitting there, waiting to suck the talent out of major league ballclubs. Luckily for the Mariners, manager John McLaren, fresh off his audition for the next Jay and Silent Bob movie, has had the towels, food and beer removed from the Mariners’ locker room in an effort to make [...]

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Tags: Bill Bavasi · Carlos Silva Does Not Deserve Financial Freedom · Fire Matt Millen · George Sherrill >>>> J.J. Putz · Harvey Bars · Johjima? More like BLOWjima · Linens N Things · MLB · Managers That Are In Over Their Heads · Obligatory Barry Sanders Mentions · Seattle Mariners · Why I Like Fantasy Sports More Than Real Sports

Lions Draft Kevin Smith

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I always saw him more as a left guard type but apparently he’s a speedy runner from Central Florida. He probably would have went higher but he had a few character issues, like the fact that he smokes, curses a lot and associates with known heroin users.

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Fire Matt Millen · Harvey Bars · Kevin Smith · NFL · NFL Draft

Gosder Fucking Cherilus

April 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Kill me.

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Fire Matt Millen · Gosder Cherilus · Harvey Bars · NFL · NFL Draft