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Pudgy Young Southern Lad Feels Strongly About His Bacon

September 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Via Aaron Gleeman.

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Holy Fuck. The south. My God.

Which Hideous Creature Most Resembles Andre Smith’s Torso When He Runs With His Shirt Off?

March 20th, 2009 · 7 Comments

a) Mac
b) Toe Jam And/Or Earl
c) Sy Snootles
d) Dr. Zoidberg
e) The Fly
f) Popeye Jones

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · NFL Draft

Fat Guy From Herman’s Head Takes Down The Boz

March 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments

More pics here.

Seems like the perfect time to re-post this:

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Jail · XFL

Yankees’ Equipment Manager Begins Daunting Task Of Constructing CC Sabathia Jersey

December 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · MLB · Obese Like Della Reese · The guy in the pic might be 2'1''

Slight Nickname Adjustment

October 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments

LenDale White and Chris Johnson.

Smash and Dash.

Meh.

Dine And Dash.

Fixed.

NFL Merchandise That Should Be Manufactured, #73: The LenDale Beanbag.

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Tags: Collectibles · Dine And Dash · Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Hungry Hungry LenDales · NFL

Speaking On The Behalf Of All Chris Johnson Owners

October 19th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s mind-numbingly frustrating to watch Chris Johnson pile up the yards each week only to have LenDale White subsequently obese his way into the endzone each time. I couldn’t even bring myself to look at picture of chubbs long enough to photoshop a six foot sub or Fat Darrell in his hands.

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Tags: Fantasy is my reality · Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Hungry Hungry LenDales · This Counts As A Live Blog

File This One Under “Well, What The Fuck Did You Expect?”

October 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This is exactly how Eddy Curry broke that exercise ball a few days ago. I’m also curious if this is the same girl from this masterpiece of interweb video.

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · The Table Is The Real Victim Here · Video

When Fat QBs Scramble, Everyone’s A Winner

August 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments

As far as videos of quarterbacks running during the preseason go, I promise you that this video of Jared Lorenzen scrambling against the Panthers (at the 1:58 mark) is much more enjoyable than a video of Brett Favre at Jets practice taking a lap for fumbling to prove he’s part of the team.

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Jared Lorenzen · NFL

Fat Kid Faceplant Friday

July 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Extreme alliteration! Here’s an swell video of the body double of the kid from Bad Santa executing a small jump and subsequently breaking his bike frame in half. Luckily he was able to get his face down first to prevent injuries to the rest of his body.

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Hobbies That Some People Think Are Sports · Video

E:60 Exposes Jimmy Kimmel

May 5th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Via Awful Announcing.

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Tags: Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Video