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August 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Josh Childress. Carlos Delfino. Bostjan Nachbar. Jorge Garbajosa. Flip Murray. Earl Boykins. Loren Woods. and now Dan Dickau. My only concern with all these defections is, who exactly is going to be available on my NBA fantasy league’s waiver wire next season? By my last count, there are only like six or seven active Barrys [...]

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Tags: European Basketball · Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars · NBA

ATTN: Jim Leyland

August 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

When you anoint a new closer, it sometimes helps to put said closer in the game in the ninth inning, as this would be his best bet for picking up saves. I’m hard up for saves and would appreciate it if you would stop Shanahaning my fantasy team.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · Fantasy Sports · Jim leyland

New FanHouse Queens of Fantasy Sports Promo

July 31st, 2008 · No Comments

I like AOL FanHouse, so I didn’t care much to see them take undue heat from total outsiders regarding their most recent promotion in which they used extremely knowledgeable, yet unfunny girls, to advertise their product. Sure, the ladies looked like unibrowless Fridas (Gross), but they read off cue cards and told me things I [...]

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Tags: Bad Video Ideas · Buda Rico · Caroline Rhea · Fantasy Sports · Roger Dorn · Video

I Wish There Was A Site Where Girls With Dead Eyes And Plastic Tits Doled Out Fantasy Football Advice

July 29th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Nevermind, found one.

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Tags: Crappy Obvious Double Entendres · Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars

Occasionally The Onion Hits A Little Too Close To Home

June 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I think I’d laugh more at this article, “Fantasy Owner Rips Team In Media” if the fictional owner in the piece didn’t act the way I feel sometimes about my teams, which I guess in essence is the point of the article in the first place. But what really gets to me thinking though is [...]

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Tags: Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars · Maybe I Should Look Into What I've Become

Brad Ausmus: Dual Eligibility Fantasy Stud Video Mash-Up

May 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

What’s your favorite Brad Ausmus highlight? Mine’s…uh…the time he…went left and then right…and threw…the thing about ethics is…Ok, I don’t have a favorite Brad Ausmus moment. And judging by his YouTube videos, I’m not the only one. But a few weeks back, Ausmus entered the 9th inning of a close game as a 2nd Baseman. [...]

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Tags: Ausomest · Bad Video Ideas · Bob Costas · Buda Rico · Fantasy Sports · MLB · Movies

Phil Hughes Near-Sighted, Broken Rib 20-20 Vision

May 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

According to the New York Daily News, Philip Hughes will be sporting some new eyewear when he returns to the mound. Exclusive to TiricoSuave.com, the conversation that led to the discovery of Hughes’ eye problems.
GIRARDI
Now, there are a lotta pitchers that
started out wild and, after workin’
it out in the minors, for a while,
went on to [...]

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Tags: Brian Cashman Suicide Watch · Fantasy Sports · MLB · Roger Dorn

Ramon Sessions Is The Greatest Basketball Player On Earth

April 15th, 2008 · No Comments

I just wanted to take a break from photoshopping the heads of sports figures onto movie posters and acknowledge the guy who is absolutely carrying my, and no doubt, many other fantasy basketball teams in their respective championships right now. His line last night was absolute lunacy. The chart below is his game log since [...]

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Tags: Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars · NBA · Ramon Sessions Is A Roto God

There’s No Reason For Johnny Cueto To Still Not Be Available In Yahoo Fantasy Leagues

April 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’ve been participating and running leagues on Yahoo for almost a decade now, and this has been a problem, especially in regards to baseball, from the beginning. I understood when something like this happened a few years ago, when the fantasy leagues were making their initial transition from paper to the internet, but now [...]

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Tags: Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars · MLB

Tom Gordon, Anti-Sleeper

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

So much for the idea of picking up a few cheap saves while Brad Lidge is on the DL.

That’s a sweet -6.83 in my head-to-head points league. Thanks for participating, Tom.

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Tags: Fantasy Sports · Harvey Bars · MLB