Tirico Suave

A few weeks back, when I saw that FX planned to launch a show that dealt with all the funny bone tickling hilarity that normally ensues in a fantasy football league, I think my initial thoughts were “I’d rather watch a hidden camera video of a nude Jason Whitlock ironing 5XL polos in a hotel [...]

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Kellen Winslow II, seen here with the inspiration for the Joe Sports Fan logo, has a high ankle sprain and isn’t technically out for the year just yet. However, if you were running a shitty football team that had exactly one talented skill player on it’s roster (no, no, no, I see you there, Braylon [...]

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It’s mind-numbingly frustrating to watch Chris Johnson pile up the yards each week only to have LenDale White subsequently obese his way into the endzone each time. I couldn’t even bring myself to look at picture of chubbs long enough to photoshop a six foot sub or Fat Darrell in his hands.

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I wrote this partly because there are fewer things more compelling in life than listening to some random dude go on and on about their fantasy leagues and partly because I’m a little overworked and annoyed today. So please, sit back for a moment while I place this soapbox on my high horse and allow [...]

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I have to say this sounds like absolutely terrible news for all my fantasy teams that have Kellen Winslow on them.

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I took Braylon Edwards as my No. 1 receiver in my fantasy football draft this year.
He was coming off an 80-catch, 1,239-yard, 16-TD year. On top of the stats, I saw his boner-worthy “fantasy files” video, which showed him catching footballs blindfolded.
Braylon offered up this line from the vid: “Being a receiver is not about [...]

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