Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily and that all of a [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Fans And The Dumb Things They Do'
A Hostile Rant Directed At An Unnamed Lions Fan
November 3rd, 2009 · 2 Comments
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Lucky Fan Lives Out Dream Of Giving Thumbs Up To Crowd As He’s Carted Off The Field After A Gruesome Injury
August 8th, 2009 · No Comments
Wow. When I go to a ballgame, I’m usually just hoping to catch a foul ball or maybe if I’m lucky a bat to the grill, but this guy, he was able to get on the field during a game without getting arrested and even received a rousing ovation as he left. Sure, he fell [...]
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Alma Mater Shame
April 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment
Via the KC Star:
Students, faculty, and staff at Rutgers University try to break a Guinness World Records for the greatest number of people dressed as Waldo of Where’s Waldo at the State Theatre in New Brunswick on Thursday, April 2, 2009. Some 1,052 people in red and white shirts and caps turned out on the [...]
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The Mark Of All Great Heels: Provoking Fans To The Point That They Actually Want To Harm You
February 8th, 2009 · No Comments
C’mon now Canada. I’d expect this shit from the South, but you know better than this. Not to mention that Jericho’s not only one of your own but also a great entertainer/wrestler. If you have a lot of pent up anger and are all hopped on Molson XXX, go after Cody Rhodes or like the [...]
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Pittsburgh Mayor To Now Renounce God And Catholicism In Show Of Support For The Steelers
January 21st, 2009 · 3 Comments
PITTSBURGH – Fresh off his successful pseudo-name change, Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahl has decided to renounce God and his faith in support of the Steelers as they head to Tampa in two weeks to play the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII.
“Feigning a name change might fly for the conference championship game, but this is [...]
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Fact: Looking Like The Byproduct of A Wally Szczerbiak/Joe Flacco/Adam Carolla Threesome Will Cause A Man To Vandalize Lawns
January 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment
And the war between Donovan McNabb and Mike Francesa over who will dominate the Suave’s front page rages on.
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Congratulations, New Jersey.
January 13th, 2009 · 8 Comments
We know it hurts. Your resiliency astounds us. To greet this loss with class and dignity is an inspiration to us all. Please fall into the Atlantic now.
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If Only This Man’s Favorite Football Team Had A Cheer In Which Their Fans Incessantly Spelled Out Their Nickname Over And Over And Over….
September 22nd, 2008 · 10 Comments
Come on buddy. You’re not going to slip that one passed the preeminent MNF fan sign spellchecker on the world wide web. Don’t overextend yourself and try to do too much. Scale it back to one letter. Let the Latina Selma grab the ‘S’ and if that works out, maybe by week 10 or so, [...]
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