Tirico Suave

If I’m John Travolta and I stumble upon this article about this moron, I damn whatever it is I worship to whatever the Scientology equivalent of Hell is:
A DARE-DEVIL who was base jumping off a Melbourne bridge early this morning is lucky to be alive after crash landing.
Paramedics were called to the EJ Whitten [...]

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Where ever there are handrails, there will be skateboarders eager to throw their nuts at them. Faceplants are a bonus.

Masturbation becomes exponentially more difficult when your wrists and forearm resemble one of Billy Madison’s z’s.

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Here’s 26 year old Kevin Kearney auditioning for the role of “Completely Fucked Cow” is his local theater’s production of Twister.

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