Tirico Suave

Via ESPN (until they change it).

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Will the older members of the sports media please, if nothing else, at least become familiar with the concept of Twitter? Not the really old. Larry Merchant gets a pass. His pauses go way beyond 140 characters anyway. But if you’re on a daily to semi-daily show on the WWL, for instance, you should at [...]

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The ineptitude that is the 2009 New York Mets was summed up fairly nicely by ESPN’s Not Top 10 this morning. Of course, they only put the top five online because, well they were just…actually, I don’t know, sometimes I think ESPN occasionally likes to suck for no reason whatsoever. Whatever. Keeps the snark fresh. [...]

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I knew it! I knew it was impossible for the human brain to get that excited about mildly peculiar statistical baseball minutiae without some sort of artificial assistance.

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With the sad realization that the coaching profession has passed him by, the economically sound Bob Knight went searching for new opportunities.
And that led him to Barnacle Kove.
Despite having a website that’s caught in 1999’s undertow, Barnacle Kove is a strong competitor in the sunscreen market. Other clients include The ‘Hoff, average Nascar fans and [...]

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Somehow, Digger Phelps thinks Greg Paulus is going to be Duke’s “X-factor”  in the tourney.
Really, Digger?
In Duke’s last four games, Paulus played a combined total of 16 minutes.
It was during this stretch that the Blue Devils played their best basketball, utilizing athletic freshman guard Elliot Williams.
Following Digger’s laughable comment, Dick Vitale — surprise! — went [...]

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On tonight’s SportsCetner, Rick Reilly did part of his NCAA tourney spiel in an ESPN “office.”
Reilly — whose work has spiraled into an abyss — related jamming a basketball to a paper jam in the copier.
Creative, Rick.
This “office” is either John Clayton’s cave or the place Sean Salisbury used to defile interns.
And that blonde in [...]

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When did this start happening?

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Todd McShay does his segments in HD.
Mel Kiper does his is in SD.
McShay uses gel in his hair.
Kiper uses mouse.
McShay’s draft board is on an Excel spreadsheet.
Kiper’s is scrawled on the wall of his cave.
Both men despise each other.

I really can’t wait for Kiper to just completely snap in one of these segments. I mean, [...]

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There is far too much hilarity in this clip to break it all down.
All I can do is sit and laugh.

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