Tirico Suave

Barry Bonds has attended a few Giants games this year. In that time, he caught a glimpse of the present and the future.
It came in the form of a 5-11, 165-pound post-grunge punk.
His name: Tim Lincecum. With Barry Bonds in the stands July 27, the long-haired snaggletoothed kid with the body composition of an alien [...]

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Besides the lasting image of Rick Pitino banging a broad in a restaurant, there are an infinite amount of sleazy details caked up around the edges of this scandal.
Here’s a little recap:

There’s the obvious angle of Karen Cunagin Sypher using the power of the pussy to try and swindle the smooth Italian form NYC.
Pitino told [...]

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Here is a brief clip from John McEnroe’s visit into the booth at Citi Field on Wednesday afternoon.

I don’t have any definitive proof, but I believe Johnny Mc was booted from the booth shortly after the Sheffield comment.
Out of seemingly nowhere, his discordant voice just happened to disappear.
The lesson here?
Don’t screw around with the Wilpon [...]

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With the sad realization that the coaching profession has passed him by, the economically sound Bob Knight went searching for new opportunities.
And that led him to Barnacle Kove.
Despite having a website that’s caught in 1999’s undertow, Barnacle Kove is a strong competitor in the sunscreen market. Other clients include The ‘Hoff, average Nascar fans and [...]

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At first glance, I figured Digger’s facial expression in this picture was the result of two things: lack of Preparation H and Metamucil.
Shockingly, it was neither.
This photo highlights the exact moment Mr. Tie-lighter blurted out a line that will forever haunt his career. He said it last Thursday before the NCAA tourney fired up.
“Greg Paulus [...]

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On tonight’s SportsCetner, Rick Reilly did part of his NCAA tourney spiel in an ESPN “office.”
Reilly — whose work has spiraled into an abyss — related jamming a basketball to a paper jam in the copier.
Creative, Rick.
This “office” is either John Clayton’s cave or the place Sean Salisbury used to defile interns.
And that blonde in [...]

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Where ever there are handrails, there will be skateboarders eager to throw their nuts at them. Faceplants are a bonus.

Masturbation becomes exponentially more difficult when your wrists and forearm resemble one of Billy Madison’s z’s.

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Why try to post something insightful and/or witty (and probably fail) when you can simply post a video of several people getting drilled in the face with inflatable balls of various sizes and be equally or more entertaining?

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