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John McEnroe’s Unfiltered And Objective Views On The Mess

May 13th, 2009 · Comments

Here is a brief clip from John McEnroe’s visit into the booth at Citi Field on Wednesday afternoon.

I don’t have any definitive proof, but I believe Johnny Mc was booted from the booth shortly after the Sheffield comment.
Out of seemingly nowhere, his discordant voice just happened to disappear.
The lesson here?
Don’t screw around with the Wilpon [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · Losloseeboy · MLB · New York Mets · Not worthy of the rarely used tennis tag · Roger Dorn · Shakespeare DiMaggio · Video

Bob Knight Inks Deal With Barnacle Kove

April 1st, 2009 · Comments

With the sad realization that the coaching profession has passed him by, the economically sound Bob Knight went searching for new opportunities.
And that led him to Barnacle Kove.
Despite having a website that’s caught in 1999’s undertow, Barnacle Kove is a strong competitor in the sunscreen market. Other clients include The ‘Hoff, average Nascar fans and [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · ESPN · Losloseeboy · Should we make Barnacle Kove pay for this ad space?

Duke’s “Mr. Big Shot” Gunned Down

March 26th, 2009 · Comments

At first glance, I figured Digger’s facial expression in this picture was the result of two things: lack of Preparation H and Metamucil.
Shockingly, it was neither.
This photo highlights the exact moment Mr. Tie-lighter blurted out a line that will forever haunt his career. He said it last Thursday before the NCAA tourney fired up.
“Greg Paulus [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · Losloseeboy · NCAA Basketball · Uncategorized

ESPN Offices Vaguely Similar To Serial Killer’s Lair

March 18th, 2009 · Comments

On tonight’s SportsCetner, Rick Reilly did part of his NCAA tourney spiel in an ESPN “office.”
Reilly — whose work has spiraled into an abyss — related jamming a basketball to a paper jam in the copier.
Creative, Rick.
This “office” is either John Clayton’s cave or the place Sean Salisbury used to defile interns.
And that blonde in [...]

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · ESPN · Losloseeboy · Rick Reilly

Vincent Lecavalier Breakaway Goal From Last Night

October 29th, 2008 · Comments

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · NHL · Video · Vincent Lecavalier

Dude Don’t Forget About The Board Dude

September 30th, 2008 · Comments

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Tags: Crotch Fruit · Douchebaggery · Drexl Spivey · Video · kids

A Special Skateboarding Mishap Double Feature

September 18th, 2008 · Comments

Where ever there are handrails, there will be skateboarders eager to throw their nuts at them. Faceplants are a bonus.

Masturbation becomes exponentially more difficult when your wrists and forearm resemble one of Billy Madison’s z’s.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · Extreme! · Video

I’ve Never Claimed To Be A Complex Individual

September 15th, 2008 · Comments

Why try to post something insightful and/or witty (and probably fail) when you can simply post a video of several people getting drilled in the face with inflatable balls of various sizes and be equally or more entertaining?

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Tags: Balls To The Face · Drexl Spivey · Video

Wikipedia Makes Things Official

August 29th, 2008 · Comments

Chad Ocho Cinco.

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Tags: Drexl Spivey · Ocho Cinco · The Almighty Wikipedia

Chargers’ 2008 Season Could Be Less Dancey and Douchey Than In Previous Years

August 22nd, 2008 · Comments

Yeah, holmes, peace.

At least he’d have more time on his hands to figure this mystery out.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Drexl Spivey · NFL · Shawn Merriman