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Entries Tagged as 'Douchebaggery'

Bill Plaschke Knows What’s Best For Elton Brand

July 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Watching Plaschke take time off from writing one sentence paragraphs to hijack the set of a pancreatic cancer PSA and spittle his way through this godawful plea to Elton Brand asking him to stay with the Clippers has caused me to break the mute button from my Around The Horn: The Home Edition game.

Points of [...]

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Tags: Bill Plaschke: Beat Writer/Life Coach · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NBA

If I Do Ever Start To Get A Little Homesick About New Jersey, I’ll Just Watch This Video

June 23rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

Where do you think this video took place?
a) Hoboken
b) Belmar
c) Staten Island
d) The Bronx

Via Busted Coverage.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · MLB

Brennan Carroll Is The Most Gifted Comedic Mind Of Our Time

May 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

We’re jacking a video from Gutty Little Bruins once again. This one features Brennan Carroll, son of Pete and assistant at USC, at a tryouts for walk-ons. This video is six minutes of gold. Some points to look for:

1. I’m 97.4% sure this video was done by either the faux-documentary crew who shoots the Office [...]

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Tags: Brennan Carroll · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · Masters Of Comedy · NCAA Football · USC

Riley to Leave Heat (..until fresh young coach comes in and turns around franchise)

April 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Coaching legend Pat Riley is expected to step down as Coach of the Heat. He does not have time to coach a team with a losing record. Riley is looking to hire a bright young Coach, have him get the team Championship ready, then step in and get all the credit. Douche.

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio

These 9 People Would Not Have Jobs If Sports Blogging Were Around 20 Years Ago

April 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Nothing has changed the sports journalism landscape more than the popularity of sports blogs. I am sure many of you have realized that some of the lesser known bloggers on the interwebs seem to be significantly more entertaining than those on TV and in the papers. Major media sources don’t really give sports fans options. [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Hating · High Horse · Shakespeare DiMaggio

Who Would Want To Blow Up Shawne Merriman’s Car? An Investigative Look At The Early Suspects

March 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Last Thursday, a $180K Mercedes Benz that was owned by Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was stolen, stripped and set ablaze. While the police are currently doing all the can to find the perpetrators, I wanted to do my part, so I took it upon myself to compile a list of people who have the means [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars · NFL

CJ Wilson on Douchebaggery and the Gyroball

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments

CJ Wilson is not only a low cost saves option but quite a free spirit as well. An avowed California Democrat, Wilson was recently asked why MLB players care little about the election. His answer, “Come on man you have to admit the median or average guy in a baseball clubhouse does drive an SUV, [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · MLB · Shakespeare DiMaggio

T’Wolves Owner Scapegoats Garnett When Asked About His Team Tanking Last Season

March 18th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Glen Taylor became the majority owner of the Minnesota Timberwolves in 1994 and was there when Kevin Garnett became the first player since Moses Malone to be drafted out of high school. Over the following 12 seasons, Taylor watched Garnett evolve into Minnesota’s franchise player, as he represented the Wolves in 10 all-star games, won [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Drexl Spivey · NBA

Smoke Pot Under Parachute/Escape Campus Security

March 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Success.

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Tags: Antiravis · Douchebaggery

Dear Brad Miller: Get A Freaking Dishwasher

February 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Brad Miller is a game time decision for tonight’s game against Seattle. The reason? He cut his finger washing dishes. In fact, he cut it so bad that the cut required nine stitches. The team doctor’s are worried that the stitches might come causing a good bit of bleeding. After sucking all of last [...]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · NBA · Shakespeare DiMaggio