Tirico Suave

I don’t know how Gucci Mane feels about Kevin McHale. I have no clue regarding Rick Ross’s viewpoint on Mark Aguirre. Drake’s thoughts on Detlef Schrempf remain a mystery. But one thing I do know: Chamillionaire sure does hate himself some Michael Jordan:

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m really enjoying each and every story that [...]

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Occasionally the calamity that is the evening news seeps its way onto my tv screen. It’s always the same thing that every marginal 80’s comedian told you about: murderdeathkills, canned deliveries, forced banter. It is is my amateur observation that evening news shows haven’t progressed one bit in the last 15 years. And this piece [...]

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New York Jets wide receiver David Clowney had another standout preseason game last night, totaling two catches for 33 yards and a TD against Baltimore.
iBaltimore! According to Jaws and Chucky, there were even scouts from Pol Pot checking out the soon-to-be-cut ninth-string Ravens. Because who wouldn’t want add some “Ozzie Newsome toughness” to their regime, [...]

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I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be all over this guy. But alas, no. I think he’s going to be a massive pain in the ass. And by [...]

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Despite a multitude of professional football teams vastly overpaying for his services over the last few seasons, DeAngelo Hall is a little down in the dumps. He’s a wittle upset. The no-more-than-140-characters-at-a-time-type-upset. (By the way, I thoroughly enjoy how on Hall’s Twitter page there’s a picture of him speaking with the the Redskins’ three Lombardi [...]

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Anyone who comes out and vehemently speaks out against Brett Favre and his shenanigans is a friend of mine.

Via Sports Radio Interviews:
I think it’s despicable. What he put the Packers through last year was not good. Here’s an organization that was loyal to him for 17, 18 years, provided stability of organization, provided players. [...]

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Via the Detroit News:
Lions season-ticket holder Todd Taylor , who commutes from Chicago to attend Lions home games, and his buddy Jim Allen from Royal Oak were stoked when Taylor won a replica Kevin Smith jersey during the Lions’ draft party at Ford Field.
But something was strange about the No. 34 jersey.
The Smith name [...]

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Via DETNEWS.com:

Allen Iverson has gone from being a one-man economic stimulus plan for the city’s downtown casinos to persona non grata. He has spent a ton of money down there, but recently he’s been banned from both MGM and Greektown casinos.
The NBA is looking into a disturbance at Greektown that involved one of Iverson’s body [...]

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Via the KC Star:
Students, faculty, and staff at Rutgers University try to break a Guinness World Records for the greatest number of people dressed as Waldo of Where’s Waldo at the State Theatre in New Brunswick on Thursday, April 2, 2009. Some 1,052 people in red and white shirts and caps turned out on the [...]

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