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On a night when Dickie V. preached the gospel about Jimmy Valvano — even doing a masturbatory infomercial at halftime — I didn’t expect him to speak passionately about cock-blocking.
Dick is known to cry at the very sight of an Italian basketball coach with black hair, so I understand how the emotion of the evening [...]

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I said there would be another Dickie-V post, so here it is.
After interviewing Vitale about the Rays, Flores tried to wind things down and move on. Because, you know, there might have been some real sports news to discuss.
But Vitale — who had his new book behind him during the duration of the bit — [...]

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Coach of the current 13 win Miami Heat, Pat Riley, was also elected along with Adrian Dantley, the annoying, loud guy from the Hooters commercials, Pistons owner Bill Davidson, and some woman I’ve never heard of who, for six seasons, coached some school I’ve never heard of.

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