Tirico Suave

Via the Detroit News:
Lions season-ticket holder Todd Taylor , who commutes from Chicago to attend Lions home games, and his buddy Jim Allen from Royal Oak were stoked when Taylor won a replica Kevin Smith jersey during the Lions’ draft party at Ford Field.
But something was strange about the No. 34 jersey.
The Smith name [...]

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From the Suave’s informal Canadian Football League expert, CFLMan (actual birth name), comes the news that former NFL wideout Orande Gadsden wants to bring a CFL franchises back to America, because raping, pillaging and ruining Mexican commodities gets boring and mundane after a while.

Via Globeandmail.com:
The CFL says it’s not interested in revisiting expansion to [...]

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Change we can believe in.

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Via The National Football Post:
I know that after doing my “Inside the NFL” segment on Showtime last night about Michael Vick and his potential return to the NFL, I received three calls today from teams asking about his pending release. It will be a topic for discussion until he is released in July. [...]

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Instead of this:

There would be this:
He used the same tool on his chest that Irwin R. Schyster used to use on his sleeves.

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I may be a Lions fan, but I’m no dummy. I’ve never been to Detroit. Don’t plan on going any time soon. I mean, come on. But I have driven through Newark while listening to Popular Demand, so I get the jist. I am also a marginally athletic, pasty white dude and not one [...]

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