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Entries Tagged as 'Despair'

Lions Sign Worst Cornerback In The History Of Cornerbacking

November 3rd, 2009 · 4 Comments

In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:

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Tags: Despair · Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars · Jason David · NFL

A Hostile Rant Directed At An Unnamed Lions Fan

November 3rd, 2009 · 2 Comments

Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily and that all of a [...]

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Tags: 100% Pure Uncut Vitriol · Despair · Detroit Lions · Fans And The Dumb Things They Do · Harvey Bars · Some Of This Is Probably Irrational

Lions Fans, Tis Not The Time For Petty Bellyachin’

May 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment

Via the Detroit News:
Lions season-ticket holder Todd Taylor , who commutes from Chicago to attend Lions home games, and his buddy Jim Allen from Royal Oak were stoked when Taylor won a replica Kevin Smith jersey during the Lions’ draft party at Ford Field.
But something was strange about the No. 34 jersey.
The Smith name [...]

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Tags: DETROIT! WHAT! DETROIT! WHAT! · Despair · Detroit Lions · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars

The Lolcats Have a New Logo!!

April 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Change we can believe in.

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Tags: Antiravis · DETROIT! WHAT! DETROIT! WHAT! · Despair · Detroit Lions · NFL · Uncategorized · Why doesn't Travis blog anymore?

Oh no

February 25th, 2009 · 1 Comment

People start employing terrible quarterbacks. People can stop it.
Late breaking and seriously disheartening rumors emanating out of Chicago:
Are the Bears ready for Rex Grossman twice a year? The former quarterback named the Detroit Lions as one of the more interesting teams he has an eye on as he heads to free agency.

“They’re not as bad [...]

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Tags: Despair · Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars