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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Delusions of Grandeur</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Excuse Me Bill Simmons, I Already Had Dibs On That Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/09/excuse-me-bill-simmons-i-already-had-dibs-on-that-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Act Like You Been There Before]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Delusions of Grandeur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Did I just get Ponzi Schemed?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fire Millen From NBC]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[He's A Dead Man If He Starts Photoshopping Eli Manning's Head On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Made The Same Joke As A Nationally Syndicated Writer. look at me. look at me. look at me.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, dude. Take a new picture.
Oh wow, look I get to block quote myself.

From this post on Jan. 3rd, regarding Matt Millen&#8217;s appearance on NBC: 
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK IS THIS FUCKING IDIOT DOING ON MY TV AND WHY IS HE DISCUSSING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, A TOPIC OF WHICH HE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT??!!?!?!11?1!??!! WHAT’S NEXT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Officially Offering My 2009 CFL Allegiance To Whichever Team Is Willing To Pay The Most</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/11/officially-offering-my-2009-cfl-team-allegiance-to-whichever-is-willing-to-pay-the-most/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Delusions of Grandeur]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=3168</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If I were a baby seal, this is how I&#8217;d prefer to be taken out.
I had completely forgotten about this conversation I had with reader CFLman a few months back, until he reminded me today how powerful I really am.

So now, I am putting my allegiance out there for whichever CFL squad wants to pony [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now I Know Exactly What To Buy The Rest Of The Staff For The Holidays</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/04/now-i-know-exactly-what-to-buy-the-rest-of-the-staff-for-the-holidays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/04/now-i-know-exactly-what-to-buy-the-rest-of-the-staff-for-the-holidays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barrington Levy Always Sings Behind Me When I Speak]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pretty Much Just An Excuse To Post The Shyne Song]]></category>
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From one of the Miami Sun-Sentinel&#8217;s blogs:
Although the Hurricanes are looking to move forward, the incident will probably be mentioned all season. McClinton slapping Ohio State guard Antony Crater has gained lots of national attention. Most of it has been negative and it doesn&#8217;t help that McClinton plays at a school known for its bad-boy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MC Serch Engine Optimization</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/11/12/mc-serch-engine-optimization/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Delusions of Grandeur]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Masturgoogling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tiruchirapalli Suave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Don't Have ANY tv or radio presence.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Own Tirico]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=2440</guid>
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So, either any one of our numerous, devout readers alerted us to this or I was simply doing a little post work masturgoogling. The important thing that should be taken away from all this is that while our namesake may have exponentially more presence on both the television and radio airwaves, it&#8217;s abundantly clear who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Nominee For Understatement Of The Year</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/09/04/my-nominee-for-understatement-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/09/04/my-nominee-for-understatement-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Daunte Culpepper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Daunte Culpepper&#8217;s retirement letter to the NFL:
&#8220;Unfortunately, what I found out was that the league did not share any of the optimism about me as an Unrestricted Free Agent that I expected.&#8221; 
Fine whatever, Daunte, just keep it to a dull roar and I promise to watch your inevitable appearance on Pros Vs. Joes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing TiricoSuaveMaps&#0153;</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/08/12/introducing-tiricosuavemaps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/08/12/introducing-tiricosuavemaps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drexl Spivey</dc:creator>
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I figured I&#8217;d post this map here in case Daunte Culpepper stumbled upon our site and wanted to familiarize himself with Canada&#8217;s lay of the land since he&#8217;s quickly running out of NFL teams that he can refuse to play for. 
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		<title>Manny Ramirez, Tirico Suave Frequenter</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/30/manny-ramirez-tirico-suave-frequenter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/30/manny-ramirez-tirico-suave-frequenter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Delusions of Grandeur]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brett Favre]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=632</guid>
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That&#8217;s a good idea Manny. Where did you come up with something so brilliant?
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		<title>Bill Polian, Tirico Suave Frequenter</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/23/bill-polian-tirico-suave-frequenter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/23/bill-polian-tirico-suave-frequenter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Delusions of Grandeur]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quinn Gray.]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not twelve hours ago did I write the words &#8220;I am surprised that Quinn Gray can’t find a backup job somewhere&#8221; and lo and behold before the end of the day, he&#8217;s the new Jim Sorgi. That&#8217;s how you make a difference people. 
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		<title>I&#8217;m On To Your Tricks Shaun King</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/23/im-on-to-your-tricks-shaun-king/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/07/23/im-on-to-your-tricks-shaun-king/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tiricosuave.com/?p=607</guid>
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Here&#8217;s an interesting article that looks into whether or not black free agent QB&#8217;s who are having a hard time finding work are being discriminated against. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s so much race as it is mediocrity (would you be excited in the least if you read that your team was bringing in Aaron [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Horn Says Joe Horn Has No Idea What Year It Is Or How Badly Joe Horn&#8217;s Skills Have Declined</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/12/joe-horn-says-joe-horn-has-no-idea-what-year-it-is-or-much-joe-horn-skills-have-declined/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/05/12/joe-horn-says-joe-horn-has-no-idea-what-year-it-is-or-much-joe-horn-skills-have-declined/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Any team interested in acquiring a receiver who was just passed by Laurent Robinson on the depth chart, please contact the Atlanta Falcons. 
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