Tirico Suave

Seriously, dude. Take a new picture.
Oh wow, look I get to block quote myself.

From this post on Jan. 3rd, regarding Matt Millen’s appearance on NBC:
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK IS THIS FUCKING IDIOT DOING ON MY TV AND WHY IS HE DISCUSSING PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, A TOPIC OF WHICH HE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT??!!?!?!11?1!??!! WHAT’S NEXT [...]

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If I were a baby seal, this is how I’d prefer to be taken out.
I had completely forgotten about this conversation I had with reader CFLman a few months back, until he reminded me today how powerful I really am.

So now, I am putting my allegiance out there for whichever CFL squad wants to pony [...]

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From one of the Miami Sun-Sentinel’s blogs:
Although the Hurricanes are looking to move forward, the incident will probably be mentioned all season. McClinton slapping Ohio State guard Antony Crater has gained lots of national attention. Most of it has been negative and it doesn’t help that McClinton plays at a school known for its bad-boy [...]

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So, either any one of our numerous, devout readers alerted us to this or I was simply doing a little post work masturgoogling. The important thing that should be taken away from all this is that while our namesake may have exponentially more presence on both the television and radio airwaves, it’s abundantly clear who [...]

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From Daunte Culpepper’s retirement letter to the NFL:
“Unfortunately, what I found out was that the league did not share any of the optimism about me as an Unrestricted Free Agent that I expected.”
Fine whatever, Daunte, just keep it to a dull roar and I promise to watch your inevitable appearance on Pros Vs. Joes [...]

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I figured I’d post this map here in case Daunte Culpepper stumbled upon our site and wanted to familiarize himself with Canada’s lay of the land since he’s quickly running out of NFL teams that he can refuse to play for.

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That’s a good idea Manny. Where did you come up with something so brilliant?

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Not twelve hours ago did I write the words “I am surprised that Quinn Gray can’t find a backup job somewhere” and lo and behold before the end of the day, he’s the new Jim Sorgi. That’s how you make a difference people.

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Here’s an interesting article that looks into whether or not black free agent QB’s who are having a hard time finding work are being discriminated against. I don’t know if it’s so much race as it is mediocrity (would you be excited in the least if you read that your team was bringing in Aaron [...]

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Any team interested in acquiring a receiver who was just passed by Laurent Robinson on the depth chart, please contact the Atlanta Falcons.

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