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	<title>Tirico Suave &#187; Collectibles</title>
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	<description>The Rhythm Is The Bass And The Bass Is The Treble</description>
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		<title>Statue That&#8217;s Supposedly Resembles Thurman Thomas Mysteriously Vanishes</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/10/13/statue-thats-supposedly-resembles-thurman-thomas-mysteriously-vanishes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via

I&#8217;m not saying the Thurman Thomas statue looks as bad as most bobbleheads. I&#8217;m saying it looks worse. I&#8217;d also like to insinuate that if Buffalo ever decides to honor Dr. Bunsen Honeydew for whatever reason, they could use the same statue, should it ever turn up. Just remember folks:

&#8220;It&#8217;s pretty hard, it&#8217;s pretty big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did You Ever Wish That You Owned More Shirts That Had Jared Allen&#8217;s Likeness On Them?</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/08/28/did-you-ever-wish-that-you-owned-more-shirts-that-had-jared-allens-likeness-on-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Well then, today is your lucky day. Jared Allen has a mullet and he&#8217;s not afraid to market it. Sadly for Jared, somebody beat him to this design. There&#8217;s even something available for the lovely, young debutante in your life as well:

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		<title>My 1989 Lenny Dykstra Starting Lineup Figure Now Worth More Than 2009 Actual Lenny Dykstra</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/08/my-1989-lenny-dykstra-starting-lineup-figure-now-worth-more-than-2009-actual-lenny-dykstra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/07/08/my-1989-lenny-dykstra-starting-lineup-figure-now-worth-more-than-2009-actual-lenny-dykstra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Value of Starting Lineup: at least $7.99 (+ shipping).
Value of Actual Lenny Dykstra: $0, or whatever the trade-in value is of a Jim Cramer personalized Boo Yah. 
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		<title>The Chances Of Gallagher Smashing Your Child&#8217;s Head With A Mallet Just Increased Exponentially</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/03/the-chances-of-gallagher-smashing-your-childs-head-with-a-mallet-just-increased-exponentially/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/06/03/the-chances-of-gallagher-smashing-your-childs-head-with-a-mallet-just-increased-exponentially/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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The Watermelon-scented Scratch n Sniff cap from New Era. Because the best way for a young girl to make new friends is by itching her head and smelling her fingers all day long. 
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		<title>The Mickey Mantle Irreverently Autographed Baseballs: Collect All Seven!</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/23/the-mickey-mantle-irreverently-autographed-baseballs-collect-all-seven/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/02/23/the-mickey-mantle-irreverently-autographed-baseballs-collect-all-seven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Perhaps you&#8217;ve already seen this item on either SbB or Darren Rovell&#8217;s page:
I was surfing auction sites last night and I stumbled across a pretty unique item. It&#8217;s a ball signed by New York Yankees great Mickey Mantle, but instead of the normal inscription like &#8220;536 HR&#8217;s,&#8221; it says &#8220;F**k Yogi.&#8221;
It&#8217;s of course referencing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RE: Back in the Day: Livin&#8217; the Jersey Life</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2009/01/07/re-back-in-the-day-livin-the-jersey-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blue Comforters From Ikea Make Great Backdrops]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, Legend Of Cecilio Guante, I&#8217;ll see your old school Andre Rison Falcons jersey and I&#8217;ll try to raise you one better:

Here&#8217;s how you know it&#8217;s a quality garment:

(whispering) Starter!
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		<title>I&#8217;m Guessing This Jersey Cost $2.25 And Was Bought At A Place With The Word &#8216;Mart&#8217; In The Title</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/30/im-guessing-this-jersey-cost-225-and-was-bought-a-place-with-the-word-mart-in-the-title/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/30/im-guessing-this-jersey-cost-225-and-was-bought-a-place-with-the-word-mart-in-the-title/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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This is eerily similar to the Mets jersey my dad used to wear when he took me to games in the 80s, except the name on top was &#8216;Ball&#8217; along with the number 8.

Via Joe Sports Fan.
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		<title>Darren Rovell Converses With Fuck Face</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/09/darren-rovell-converses-with-fuck-face/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/12/09/darren-rovell-converses-with-fuck-face/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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Darren Rovell talks with the man known for being Cal Ripken&#8217;s brother but more so for being on one of the more notorious baseball cards of the last 20 years. You know, pretty anything but being a baseball player. To Ripken&#8217;s credit, he does seem to have a good sense of humor about the whole [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NFL Shop Items That Don&#8217;t Exist But Should: The Larry Johnson Spittin&#8217;-On-Hoes® Commemorative Decorative Marble Fountain Statue</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/11/12/nfl-shop-items-that-dont-exist-but-should-the-larry-johnson-spittin-on-hoes%c2%ae-commemorative-decorative-marble-fountain-statue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/11/12/nfl-shop-items-that-dont-exist-but-should-the-larry-johnson-spittin-on-hoes%c2%ae-commemorative-decorative-marble-fountain-statue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You should click this joint and enlarge it.
Product Info:
The Larry Johnson Spittin&#8217;-On-Hoes® Commemorative Decorative Marble Fountain Statue is the perfect addition to the backyard of any discerning Chiefs fan or just for people who have a deep appreciation of ol&#8217; fashioned non-aggravated assault. This hand-crafted, imported Italian marble fountain is everything you need to create [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slight Nickname Adjustment</title>
		<link>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/10/27/slight-nickname-adjustment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/10/27/slight-nickname-adjustment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harvey Bars</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LenDale White and Chris Johnson.

Smash and Dash.

Meh.

Dine And Dash.

Fixed.

 
NFL Merchandise That Should Be Manufactured, #73: The LenDale Beanbag.
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