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Statue That’s Supposedly Resembles Thurman Thomas Mysteriously Vanishes

October 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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I’m not saying the Thurman Thomas statue looks as bad as most bobbleheads. I’m saying it looks worse. I’d also like to insinuate that if Buffalo ever decides to honor Dr. Bunsen Honeydew for whatever reason, they could use the same statue, should it ever turn up. Just remember folks:

“It’s pretty hard, it’s pretty big [...]

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Tags: Buffalo Bills · Collectibles · Harvey Bars · NFL

Did You Ever Wish That You Owned More Shirts That Had Jared Allen’s Likeness On Them?

August 28th, 2009 · No Comments

Well then, today is your lucky day. Jared Allen has a mullet and he’s not afraid to market it. Sadly for Jared, somebody beat him to this design. There’s even something available for the lovely, young debutante in your life as well:

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Tags: Collectibles · Harvey Bars · Jared Allen

My 1989 Lenny Dykstra Starting Lineup Figure Now Worth More Than 2009 Actual Lenny Dykstra

July 8th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Value of Starting Lineup: at least $7.99 (+ shipping).
Value of Actual Lenny Dykstra: $0, or whatever the trade-in value is of a Jim Cramer personalized Boo Yah.

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Tags: Collectibles · Harvey Bars · My Best Friends Call Me Cash · New York Mets

The Chances Of Gallagher Smashing Your Child’s Head With A Mallet Just Increased Exponentially

June 3rd, 2009 · 3 Comments

The Watermelon-scented Scratch n Sniff cap from New Era. Because the best way for a young girl to make new friends is by itching her head and smelling her fingers all day long.

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Tags: Collectibles · Harvey Bars · Hey Does Anyone Want This Crap? · Why?

The Mickey Mantle Irreverently Autographed Baseballs: Collect All Seven!

February 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

Perhaps you’ve already seen this item on either SbB or Darren Rovell’s page:
I was surfing auction sites last night and I stumbled across a pretty unique item. It’s a ball signed by New York Yankees great Mickey Mantle, but instead of the normal inscription like “536 HR’s,” it says “F**k Yogi.”
It’s of course referencing the [...]

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Tags: Collectibles · Harvey Bars · MLB

RE: Back in the Day: Livin’ the Jersey Life

January 7th, 2009 · 6 Comments

Ok, Legend Of Cecilio Guante, I’ll see your old school Andre Rison Falcons jersey and I’ll try to raise you one better:

Here’s how you know it’s a quality garment:

(whispering) Starter!

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Tags: Blue Comforters From Ikea Make Great Backdrops · Collectibles · Harvey Bars · I Will Pull Out All 10 Of My Lions Jerseys If Necessary · NFL

I’m Guessing This Jersey Cost $2.25 And Was Bought At A Place With The Word ‘Mart’ In The Title

December 30th, 2008 · No Comments

This is eerily similar to the Mets jersey my dad used to wear when he took me to games in the 80s, except the name on top was ‘Ball’ along with the number 8.

Via Joe Sports Fan.

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Tags: Collectibles · Harvey Bars · NHL · Touching Father/Son Moments

Darren Rovell Converses With Fuck Face

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Darren Rovell talks with the man known for being Cal Ripken’s brother but more so for being on one of the more notorious baseball cards of the last 20 years. You know, pretty anything but being a baseball player. To Ripken’s credit, he does seem to have a good sense of humor about the whole [...]

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Tags: Collectibles · Faces That Remind You Of Fuck · Harvey Bars · MLB

NFL Shop Items That Don’t Exist But Should: The Larry Johnson Spittin’-On-Hoes® Commemorative Decorative Marble Fountain Statue

November 12th, 2008 · 3 Comments

You should click this joint and enlarge it.
Product Info:
The Larry Johnson Spittin’-On-Hoes® Commemorative Decorative Marble Fountain Statue is the perfect addition to the backyard of any discerning Chiefs fan or just for people who have a deep appreciation of ol’ fashioned non-aggravated assault. This hand-crafted, imported Italian marble fountain is everything you need to create [...]

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Tags: Collectibles · Harvey Bars · Ho/Hoe Is My Generation's Grey/Gray · Larry johnson · NFL

Slight Nickname Adjustment

October 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments

LenDale White and Chris Johnson.

Smash and Dash.

Meh.

Dine And Dash.

Fixed.

NFL Merchandise That Should Be Manufactured, #73: The LenDale Beanbag.

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Tags: Collectibles · Dine And Dash · Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Hungry Hungry LenDales · NFL