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I’m Guessing This Jersey Cost $2.25 And Was Bought At A Place With The Word ‘Mart’ In The Title

December 30th, 2008 · No Comments

This is eerily similar to the Mets jersey my dad used to wear when he took me to games in the 80s, except the name on top was ‘Ball’ along with the number 8.

Via Joe Sports Fan.

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Tags: Harvey Bars · NHL · Touching Father/Son Moments · collectibles

Darren Rovell Converses With Fuck Face

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Darren Rovell talks with the man known for being Cal Ripken’s brother but more so for being on one of the more notorious baseball cards of the last 20 years. You know, pretty anything but being a baseball player. To Ripken’s credit, he does seem to have a good sense of humor about the whole [...]

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Tags: Faces That Remind You Of Fuck · Harvey Bars · MLB · collectibles

NFL Shop Items That Don’t Exist But Should: The Larry Johnson Spittin’-On-Hoes® Commemorative Decorative Marble Fountain Statue

November 12th, 2008 · 3 Comments

You should click this joint and enlarge it.
Product Info:
The Larry Johnson Spittin’-On-Hoes® Commemorative Decorative Marble Fountain Statue is the perfect addition to the backyard of any discerning Chiefs fan or just for people who have a deep appreciation of ol’ fashioned non-aggravated assault. This hand-crafted, imported Italian marble fountain is everything you need to create [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Ho/Hoe Is My Generation's Grey/Gray · Larry johnson · NFL · collectibles

Slight Nickname Adjustment

October 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments

LenDale White and Chris Johnson.

Smash and Dash.

Meh.

Dine And Dash.

Fixed.

NFL Merchandise That Should Be Manufactured, #73: The LenDale Beanbag.

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Tags: Dine And Dash · Fat Kids · Harvey Bars · Hungry Hungry LenDales · NFL · collectibles

Imagining The Dan Orlovsky McFarlane Action Figure

October 23rd, 2008 · 7 Comments

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Tags: Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars · Hating · collectibles

One News Now To Re-Issue Altered Trading Cards

July 1st, 2008 · 11 Comments

Quickly following up on their sudden publicity following yesterday’s story involving the accidental name switch of sprinter Tyson Gay, Christian news site OneNewsNow.com has decided to take their actions one step further and re-issue older sports trading cards, edited as they see fit. Below are some of the early prototypes I was able to get [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · One News Now · collectibles

The Best Way To Waste $2.68 Of My Tax Return That I Could Think Of

April 19th, 2008 · No Comments

The card itself only cost $0.18 (near mint), but shipping was $2.50, which is preposterous, unless of course, the company that I ordered it from uses two $1 bills as their method of padding items sent in the mail. I haven’t decided what to actually do with the card once it’s in my possession, but [...]

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Tags: Harvey Bars · Mike Tirico · collectibles