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Entries Tagged as 'Channeling My Inner Roger Cossack'

When Presented With New And Possibly Incriminating Evidence, The Best Lawyers Always Start Their Replies With Duh

March 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Tags: Channeling My Inner Roger Cossack · MLB · Roger Clemens

S.C. Sheriff: Turns Out It’s Nearly Impossible To Make A Drug Bust With No Real Evidence

February 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Via WBT.com:
The sheriff in Richland County, SC has decided not to charge swimmer Michael Phelps after a photo of the 14-time gold medalist showed him smoking from a marijuana pipe.
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said he couldn’t ignore the photo but defended his investigation.
“Michael Phelps is truly an American hero … but even with his [...]

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Tags: Channeling My Inner Roger Cossack · Drugs · Harvey Bars · Michael Phelps smoking weed

Your Honor, I’m Just A Blogger, Unfamiliar With All Legal Jargon….

January 9th, 2009 · 5 Comments

…but there’s no way the Blazers have any legal legs to stand on regarding this:
Team Presidents and General Managers,
The Portland Trail Blazers are aware that certain teams may be contemplating signing Darius Miles to a contract for the purpose of adversely impacting the Portland Trail Blazers Salary Cap and tax positions. Such conduct from a [...]

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Tags: Channeling My Inner Roger Cossack · Darius Should Get Jackie Chiles On The Horn · Harvey Bars · Legal Shenanigans · NBA