Tirico Suave

I wonder if Mark Curnutte deliberately meant to include the apocalypse in his latest blog entry on Cincinnati.com:
Newcomer Cedric Benson, just five days after signing as a free agent with the Bengals, showed coaches some habits they want starter Chris Perry to follow more closely.
The key to turning around the Bengals’ season: emulating Cedric Benson.

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An older, less blocky, less catchy, more selfish version of the newly released Cedric Benson is just sitting at home, probably gaining 2,400 yards with himself in Madden, waiting for your phone call. I mean, just look at these figures:

2007 Stats

PLAYER
CARRIES
YDS
YPC
TD
REC
REC YDS

Benson
196
674
3.5
4
17
123

Alexander
207
716
3.4
4
14
76

What an outstanding turn of events it would if this did happen. Well, maybe [...]

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I was in Austin, TX last night for one of my tri-annual bat watching expeditions, when I had my personal assistant Arthur run into a local liquor store to pick me up a sixer of Mike’s Wicked Crazy Grape Drink so I could enjoy the night’s upcoming events in the right state of mind. When [...]

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