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I’m not saying the Thurman Thomas statue looks as bad as most bobbleheads. I’m saying it looks worse. I’d also like to insinuate that if Buffalo ever decides to honor Dr. Bunsen Honeydew for whatever reason, they could use the same statue, should it ever turn up. Just remember folks:

“It’s pretty hard, it’s pretty big [...]

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The Suave hereby gives CSI Buffalo permission to bid on this idea for a future episode. That is, of course, unless Buffalo has already been absorbed by the Canucks. If that’s the case, well, we don’t want your toy money.

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After last week’s cherry bomb abortion against the Jets, Bills QB JP Losman was demoted to third-string.
JP’s replacement, Gibran Hamdan (pictured above showing his excellent form), was the NFL Europa MVP in 2006. As the QB for Amsterdam, he really **cringes** smoked the competition.
Hamdan, who is also the MVA, might fill in for the sappy [...]

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The Bills are only days away from playing their inaugural regular season game north of the border.
With the economy doing a freefall down Niagara Falls, the city of Buffalo will need a miracle to keep its beloved squad within U.S. borders.
With that said, The Suave offers zero financial advice.
But we are willing to entertain. Here’s [...]

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