Tirico Suave

I like Brady Quinn. I think he’s going to be a quality quarterback, but i don’t understand all of the odd, crotch grabbing that his happy hands get to tickling any time someone pulls out a camera. If he’s gay, that’s cool. I live in California. I’m hip. I voted No on Prop 8, which [...]

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Pete Incaviglia and Dave Coulier are fantastic in this video, although the latter looks like he’s in the process of dropping a doo-doo pie around the 1:37 mark.

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Ok. It’s not really a political announcement, but whatever. Just know that Triple T is back on the scene because…I don’t know why. I’m sure he’s got a good reason though.

According to IMDB, Terry Tate, aka Mighty Rasta, filed to run for governor of California in 2003…so yeah…ummm…don’t say the Suave never ummm…didn’t prepare for [...]

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Be honest. Who had the Chicago Bears defeating the Indianapolis Colts in the new Peyton Manning Face building this past Sunday night? I didn’t, and unless your name is Brian Urlacher, you probably didn’t either. Say what you will about the Kyle Orton led Chicago Bears, but they deserve a significant amount of credit for [...]

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I like AOL FanHouse, so I didn’t care much to see them take undue heat from total outsiders regarding their most recent promotion in which they used extremely knowledgeable, yet unfunny girls, to advertise their product. Sure, the ladies looked like unibrowless Fridas (Gross), but they read off cue cards and told me things I [...]

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I’m going to pretend like the Most Interesting Man in the World is a real person, and wasn’t played by the actor Jonathan Goldsmith, who appeared in every 80’s TV show I can name. Knight Rider? Hasselyes. I’m also going to pretend that his arch nemesis is Peter Gammons, whom he’s had it out for [...]

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The Cleveland Indians have a bullpen ERA of 4.65, good for second to last in the majors. Betancourt was a disaster as a fill-in closer and the tribe is 1-9 in their last ten. Thank god Joe Borowski and his poor man’s Jamie Moyer fastball have returned. I had a fantasy baseball magazine a few [...]

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What’s your favorite Brad Ausmus highlight? Mine’s…uh…the time he…went left and then right…and threw…the thing about ethics is…Ok, I don’t have a favorite Brad Ausmus moment. And judging by his YouTube videos, I’m not the only one. But a few weeks back, Ausmus entered the 9th inning of a close game as a 2nd Baseman. [...]

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Ming the Merciless really did planet Mongo and his faithful followers a disservice by “skyjacking” Flash Gordon, instead of waiting until 1983 and suck-beaming in perennial loser Ken O’Brien. Unless being on the losing end of some not so memorable contests with Dan Marino is a quality intergalactic quarterback heroes need to posses, there’s no [...]

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You may remember us reporting a few weeks back that Jeff George had drawn interest from over half the league after holding a public workout in Indianapolis. You probably also remember the former #1 pick failing to sign a contract afterwards. The man still has a cannon, but teams may have been turned off by [...]

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