The Cleveland Indians have a bullpen ERA of 4.65, good for second to last in the majors. Betancourt was a disaster as a fill-in closer and the tribe is 1-9 in their last ten. Thank god Joe Borowski and his poor man’s Jamie Moyer fastball have returned. I had a fantasy baseball magazine a few [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Buda Rico'
Coffee is for Closers: Major League / Glengarry Glen Ross Mashup
May 27th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Tags: Buda Rico · Humor · MLB · Mashups · Movies · Video
Brad Ausmus: Dual Eligibility Fantasy Stud Video Mash-Up
May 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments
What’s your favorite Brad Ausmus highlight? Mine’s…uh…the time he…went left and then right…and threw…the thing about ethics is…Ok, I don’t have a favorite Brad Ausmus moment. And judging by his YouTube videos, I’m not the only one. But a few weeks back, Ausmus entered the 9th inning of a close game as a 2nd Baseman. [...]
Tags: Ausomest · Bad Video Ideas · Bob Costas · Buda Rico · Fantasy Sports · MLB · Movies
Ken O’Brien is No Flash Gordon
May 1st, 2008 · 2 Comments
Ming the Merciless really did planet Mongo and his faithful followers a disservice by “skyjacking” Flash Gordon, instead of waiting until 1983 and suck-beaming in perennial loser Ken O’Brien. Unless being on the losing end of some not so memorable contests with Dan Marino is a quality intergalactic quarterback heroes need to posses, there’s [...]
Tags: Buda Rico · I worked on it · Ken O'Brien Sucks · Movies · NFL · NFL Draft · NY Jets · Video
Cuba Gooding Jr Ruins Jeff George Workout
March 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments
You may remember us reporting a few weeks back that Jeff George had drawn interest from over half the league after holding a public workout in Indianapolis. You probably also remember the former #1 pick failing to sign a contract afterwards. The man still has a cannon, but teams may have been turned off [...]
Tags: Buda Rico · Humor · NFL · Video
Matthew McConaughey and Terry Bradshaw Love Scene
March 3rd, 2008 · 3 Comments
Despite raking in almost $90 million in box office receipts in the US alone, on a $50 million budget I remind you, Matthew McConaughey’s Failure to Launch walked away from this year’s Oscars empty-handed. Why? Is it because they replaced Robert Duvall with Terry Bradshaw just before filming began? No. If you’ve ever had the [...]
Tags: Buda Rico · Humor · Movies · Terry Bradshaw Nude · Video
Dwyane Wade Throws NBA Skills Competition
February 26th, 2008 · 5 Comments
I didn’t think much at first of Dwyane Wade’s embarrassing effort in the NBA Skills Competition. It was terrible, but we all have off nights, right? Then I watched the tapes later on that night with my friend Nick Nolte. Yeah, he’s my friend, so are the other three guys in the room, except I [...]
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I Love New York(’s Mother)
November 29th, 2007 · 2 Comments
We all know Cole Hauser’s Tour de Force in Paparazzi was, to quote Ferris Bueller, “Choice.” If you haven’t seen it, rent it. It easily gets 4 hours on my Tom Sizemore 4-Hour Movie Erection scale. The star-power is godlike and the credits read like a who’s who in Tinseltown. Tom Sizemore. Waingro. Sir Daniel [...]
