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Man Who Inherited Team From Father Tells Yanks To Start Earning Their Keep

May 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments

This site is fueled on the pearl necklaces that Hank Steinbrenner drops on the baseball world:
“The bottom line is that the team is not playing the way it is capable of playing. These players are being paid a lot of money and they had better decide for themselves to earn that money. We have [...]

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Tags: Brian Cashman Suicide Watch · Hank Steinbrenner · Harvey Bars · MLB · The Tampa Bay Rays & The Fear They Put In The Yanks

Phil Hughes Near-Sighted, Broken Rib 20-20 Vision

May 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

According to the New York Daily News, Philip Hughes will be sporting some new eyewear when he returns to the mound. Exclusive to TiricoSuave.com, the conversation that led to the discovery of Hughes’ eye problems.
GIRARDI
Now, there are a lotta pitchers that
started out wild and, after workin’
it out in the minors, for a while,
went on to [...]

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Tags: Brian Cashman Suicide Watch · Fantasy Sports · MLB · Roger Dorn

Hank’s At It Again

April 21st, 2008 · No Comments

In my head, I like to picture Brian Cashman, at the end of an 18 hour workday, sitting at his desk, reading an article like this one, and just thinking to himself “For fuck’s sake, I survived the old man’s wrath all these years, and just when I think I’ll finally be able to try [...]

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Tags: Brian Cashman Suicide Watch · Hank Steinbrenner · Harvey Bars · MLB