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Allow Me To Start The Inevitable

November 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

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fuck you patriots

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Tags: Brett Favre · Self-Loathing New York Fan Shakespeare

In A Perfect World, ESPN Would Expand This Memo To Include All Stories That Even Remotely Mention Brett Favre

October 21st, 2008 · No Comments

ESPN issued internal “Do Not Report” Warning On Favre Story. (Pro Football Talk)

If he never gunslung his way onto my television set again, I’d be a happy less angry man.

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Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · He was THIS CLOSE to going away forever.

A Feature I Wish My Television Had For Tonight’s Jets-Chargers Game

September 22nd, 2008 · 4 Comments

If only my tv had a chip installed so that whenever someone uttered the word ‘Favre’ during tonight’s MNF broadcast, a naked picture of Hanna Hilton (NSFW) would flash on the screen concurrently, then maybe I’d avoid the yearning to begin the process of apocarteresis halfway through the first quarter. One game only though. I [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Figuring Out New Ways To Get More Porn In My Life · Harvey Bars

Brett “Schaefer” Favre

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Had enough Favre yet?
Sorry, you are getting more.
It is my duty as Jets fan to post this next item.
According to the video below, Favre drank a case of Schaefer the night before winning his first college football game. Favre, a 17-year-old college freshman at the time, played quarters with a roommate and polished off the [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy

Thanks But I’m Already Good As Is

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

The rest of the sports universe can continue on with their torrid and unapologetic love infatuation with Brett Favre because as far New York Jets quarterbacks who wear #4 go, I’ve already got my horse.

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Tags: Brett Favre · Glenn Foley · Harvey Bars · NY Jets

The Final Straw For Me To Declare That I Can Not Possibly Detest Brett Favre More Than I Do At This Moment

August 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Brett Favre and I are two highly different individuals with completely distinct philosophies from one another regarding I would have to guess everything, proven today when he said he had to consider taking $20 million dollars from the Green Bay Packers to sit home and do nothing. I mean, that’s the goal right there. That’s [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · NFL · Taft High Fightin' Caballeros

Matt Millen Handling And Discharging Firearms In His Spare Time

July 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

There’s a lot going on in this blurb from mlive.com. First, Brett Favre has apparently no qualms when it comes to calling/texting the Packers’ intradivision rivals and asking for advice which only furthers my theory that Brett Favre feels the NFL revolves around him. Second, I continually am amazed that people voluntarily keep seeking out [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Fire Matt Millen · Harvey Bars · NFL · This Is For Fighting This Is For Fun

Solve Everyone’s Problems: Trade Favre For Manny

July 28th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Manny wouldn’t know the difference. Ship him to Green Bay, have ‘new’ manager Mike McCarthy hold a morning meeting explaining to Manny that the rules and strategy of baseball have been completely modified. He’ll be excited as if he were in gym class and it was a new school week and was time to move [...]

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Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · Manny Ramirez · yo i'll solve it.

I’m Not Sure If You’ve Heard This Yet

July 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Brett Favre loves playing the game of football and best of all, he plays it the right way. Aaron Rodgers? Becomes violently ill just looking at a football and sometimes hikes the ball, sprints directly backwards and punts the ball into the stands.

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Tags: Aaron Rodgers · Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · NFL