Tirico Suave

You know how mother birds supposedly abandon their young once they’ve come in contact with a human being? Well, I’m not quite there yet after reading this article, but suffice to say I’ll be one sad Lions fan should young Matthew saunter into Ford Field rocking a pair of Wranglers any time over the next [...]

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Via Lalate News.

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Not surprisingly, ESPN’s coverage of Brett Favre signing with the Vikings left much to be desired.
But there’s no need to worry — The Suave filled in the gaps.

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On what is known as the slowest day in sports, ESPN knew it could depend on its No. 1 whore: Brett Lorenzo Favre.
After molesting high school-aged receivers for the past few weeks, Mr. Arthritic Clit shockingly announced that his ego is itchier than ever. Translated: Brett Favre will be wearing purple by July 30.
Is this really [...]

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Anyone who comes out and vehemently speaks out against Brett Favre and his shenanigans is a friend of mine.

Via Sports Radio Interviews:
I think it’s despicable. What he put the Packers through last year was not good. Here’s an organization that was loyal to him for 17, 18 years, provided stability of organization, provided players. [...]

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Via the Daily News:
One NFL source insists Favre can’t peacefully retire until he finds a way to get revenge on the Packers. He wants back into the NFC North so he can face the Packers twice. The Bears traded for Jay Cutler and the Lions drafted Matthew Stafford. Hello, Minnesota.
“Favre can’t stand Green Bay,” [...]

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GO.
AWAY.
FOREVER.
MOTHERFUCKER.

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favre favre favre favre favre

fuck you patriots

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ESPN issued internal “Do Not Report” Warning On Favre Story. (Pro Football Talk)

If he never gunslung his way onto my television set again, I’d be a happy less angry man.

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