You know how mother birds supposedly abandon their young once they’ve come in contact with a human being? Well, I’m not quite there yet after reading this article, but suffice to say I’ll be one sad Lions fan should young Matthew saunter into Ford Field rocking a pair of Wranglers any time over the next [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Brett Favre'
Keep Your Wishy Washy, Gunslingin’ Opinions To Yourself!
September 16th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Brett Favre · Detroit Lions · Harvey Bars
Brett Favre Goat May Be Old But It Still Goes Out There And Plays Like A Kid
August 25th, 2009 · No Comments
Via Lalate News.
Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · Take A Good Hard Look At This Motherfucking Goat!
With Brett Favre Steering The Ship, Jaws Has Crowned The Vikings
August 18th, 2009 · 8 Comments
Not surprisingly, ESPN’s coverage of Brett Favre signing with the Vikings left much to be desired.
But there’s no need to worry — The Suave filled in the gaps.
Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy · NFL · Ray · Video · Vikings
Breaking News: Rational Jets Fan (HA!) Yammers On About Favre
July 15th, 2009 · No Comments
On what is known as the slowest day in sports, ESPN knew it could depend on its No. 1 whore: Brett Lorenzo Favre.
After molesting high school-aged receivers for the past few weeks, Mr. Arthritic Clit shockingly announced that his ego is itchier than ever. Translated: Brett Favre will be wearing purple by July 30.
Is this really [...]
Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy · NFL · NFL fans helping NFL fans · NY Jets · Video
Fran Tarkenton Only Saying What EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS SPORTS Should Be Saying
May 27th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Anyone who comes out and vehemently speaks out against Brett Favre and his shenanigans is a friend of mine.
Via Sports Radio Interviews:
I think it’s despicable. What he put the Packers through last year was not good. Here’s an organization that was loyal to him for 17, 18 years, provided stability of organization, provided players. [...]
Tags: Brett Favre · Douchebaggery · Harvey Bars
Frances Favre Will Have His Revenge On Wisconsin
May 4th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Via the Daily News:
One NFL source insists Favre can’t peacefully retire until he finds a way to get revenge on the Packers. He wants back into the NFC North so he can face the Packers twice. The Bears traded for Jay Cutler and the Lions drafted Matthew Stafford. Hello, Minnesota.
“Favre can’t stand Green Bay,” [...]
Tags: 100% Pure Uncut Vitriol · Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · NFL · Some Of This Is Probably Irrational
Jets Fans React To Pharmie’s Retirement
February 11th, 2009 · No Comments
Tags: Brett Favre · Losloseeboy · NFL · NY Jets · Video
I SWEAR THIS TIME BETTER BE FOR REALSIES
February 11th, 2009 · No Comments
GO.
AWAY.
FOREVER.
MOTHERFUCKER.
Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · NFL
Allow Me To Start The Inevitable
November 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Brett Favre · Self-Loathing New York Fan Shakespeare
In A Perfect World, ESPN Would Expand This Memo To Include All Stories That Even Remotely Mention Brett Favre
October 21st, 2008 · No Comments
ESPN issued internal “Do Not Report” Warning On Favre Story. (Pro Football Talk)
If he never gunslung his way onto my television set again, I’d be a happy less angry man.
Tags: Brett Favre · Harvey Bars · He was THIS CLOSE to going away forever.






















