Tirico Suave

I’ve clearly missed the deadline for handing in my Kanye West VMA joke before the deadline passed and it became stale and hacky but the internet said I could hand it in late maybe receive partial credit.

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Much thanks to Alana G for forcing me to spend the last 20 minutes of my life staring intently at the singlet’d buttocks of teenage boys trying to figure out how they pulled off the stunts in the above video. Was it filmed backwards? CGI? Strings? Butt tape? Incredible sphincter muscles?

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Courtesy of the clever gents over at Global Sports Fraternity comes this glorious cartoon that may already need a sequel seeing is how Jon Niese just Nomar’d his hamstring attempting to cover first base in tonight’s game.

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So what you’re telling me is that if TO were to start blogging on a site known to harbor a few thousand angry Philly fans that frank and earnest commenting might ensue? A small smattering:
do you have your “popcorn ready” to watch the eagles in the playoffs from the couch this year?
My question to you [...]

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In retrospect, it probably wasn’t the best idea to have the church ask the four oldest people in the congregation do the heavy lifting required here. My suggestion for next time is to use one of the mini-rings from Wrestlemania III to transport the statue. How segways caught on and those things didn’t is beyond [...]

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I enjoyed this post (via With Leather) from the Rap Up despite the notable, if not predictable absence of the most under appreciated Wu member, Inspectah Deck (see below). U-God morphing into Jay Williams would have been a nice addition as well.

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From one of the Miami Sun-Sentinel’s blogs:
Although the Hurricanes are looking to move forward, the incident will probably be mentioned all season. McClinton slapping Ohio State guard Antony Crater has gained lots of national attention. Most of it has been negative and it doesn’t help that McClinton plays at a school known for its bad-boy [...]

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The funny fucks over at Joe Sports Fan bring you the greatest EA Sports video game parody since the last great EA Sports video game parody. I’ll do what I can to keep the hyperbole to a minimum, but it’s chillingly disturbing how accurate their portrayal of big, fat, delusional softball players is. This is [...]

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