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Dear Readers: Look At This Picture Of Al Davis Without Laughing.

July 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments

 It’s as if in the middle of a press conference he suddenly turned to the first camera he saw and said, “LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT…” as Lane Kiffin smiled politely to himself and thought, “No, Al. It’s Tuesday morning, we’re still in Oakland and you’re batshit crazy.”

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Tags: Antiravis · NFL

Smoke Pot Under Parachute/Escape Campus Security

March 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Success.

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Tags: Antiravis · Douchebaggery

Tirico Suave Readers

January 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Settle a bet: When was the last time the Olympics happened? I’m contending that it was 1988 but Harvey Bars thinks it hasn’t really happened since 704 BC (he’s a purist).

I like pretending that Wikipedia doesn’t exist to prove my sarcastic points.

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Tags: Antiravis · Olympics · TV

TO/Romo Fake Commercial

January 14th, 2008 · 5 Comments


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Tags: Antiravis · NFL · TV

REPENT!!!

January 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I’ll vote for anyone who can make this stop happening to America.

  

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Tags: Antiravis · TV

Tough Choices

January 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments


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Tags: Antiravis · NFL

Steelers and League Officials: A Post-season Love Story

January 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Does anybody remember the Super Bowl two years ago?
Well, wait until the videos come out tomorrow of Hines Ward up to his elbow in (Jacksonville defensive back, not internet predator cockblocker) Brian Williams’ facemask on a key fourth down play. Remarkably, Williams was called for pass interference even though it was initiated within five yards and Ward fundamentally dragged him into [...]

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Tags: Antiravis · NFL

Brian Billick Fired. Forcing me to use all my Brian Billick material at once.

December 31st, 2007 · 2 Comments

“All musicians should write poetry or at least read it if they want to improve their game. Except for people who believe lyrics don’t matter. This is the Brian Billick theory of songwriting: Defense (the music) not offense (lyrics) wins championships (Grammys). The best teams of course have both. And the Ravens were very dull [...]

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Tags: Antiravis · Music · NFL · Roger Dorn

Do you smell Larry the Cable Guy?

December 14th, 2007 · 2 Comments

It’s Daytona 500 Cologne by Elizabeth Arden!

Now you can smell like an idiot. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go roll in some dirt.

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Tags: Antiravis · NASCAR

Animation of the Day (Suck it, England: Part II)

December 11th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Mayweather gives Hatton the Turnbuckle Truffle Shuffle. CLUNK!
 (I secretly hope these posts infuriate Shakespeare Dimaggio. Love it or leave it, pal.)

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Tags: Antiravis · Boxing · Humor