From this article: “He can hardly move — he’s got hemorrhoids so bad,” Tigers manager Jim Leyland said Tuesday. “He’s been playing with hemorrhoids that probably need to be lanced. He probably shouldn’t have been out there.” Leyland said the hemorrhoids have been bothering Guillen for about four or five days, but they have gotten [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Anal Fissures'
Jim Leyland Lets Everyone Know That Carlos Guillen Has Been Pushing Himself Too Hard
May 28th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Tags: Anal Fissures · Harvey Bars · Lancing · MLB
Kaz Matsui has Roid Rage
March 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Someone please explain Kaz Matsui to me. I don’t get it. He plays in 1,143 consecutive games in Japan, then comes to the US, suffers through a myriad of injuries, loses playing time to Marlon Anderson and gets traded out of New York for a .217 hitting Eli Marrero. He finally gets his career back [...]
Tags: Anal Fissures · MLB · Roger Dorn
