Tirico Suave

I heard of Michael Jackson’s passing en route to a beer league softball game.
Upon arriving at the field, I saw our first baseman bullshitting with an opposing player.
“Did you hear about Jackson?” my teammate said.
“Yeah, great news,” the opposing player said. “One more child molester is dead.”
Despite MJ’s dicey pedo-past, it just didn’t feel “right” [...]

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