First, it was his cap. Then, it was his ride. Now, it’s his home, IN HIS BEDROOM! Where David Price sleeps… and Reid Brignac plays with his toys. Someone clearly has it out for the Rays superstar, so can you blame him for keeping a gun by his side? What? The gun was an AK-47? Seriously? Holy shit. Ok yeah, that does seem a smidge excessive.
Via:
Rays Longoria said AK-47 stolen from spring house was a “personal item,” declined to discuss further.
“It’s a personal item,” Longoria Monday afternoon, before the Rays game against the Yankees at Steinbrenner Field. “Obviously they’re going to say things that are taken. I think everything within the house is personal and we’ll just leave it at that.”
Longoria, speaking for about two minutes in front of several TV and print reporters, said he wants to put the burglary behind him and move on.
Well, at least it was a personal item. One time in college, me and a few buddies went thirdsies on an AK-47 which seemed like a bonafide kick-ass idea but boy what a headache that turned out to be. It was like ‘I thought it this was my weekend to have the AK’ and I have to be like ‘No, you had it two weekends ago!’ and they’d be like ‘No I didn’t! He did!’ and needless to say things got pretty heated. And the last you thing you want to do after nearly coming to blows with one of your friends is hand them an assault rifle. So, in that way, Longoria definitely dodged a bullet. Yes, pun totally intended, dick.