In the past, Dolphin linebacker Channing Crowder has already demonstrated that geography is not one of his strong suits. And as it turns out, he’s not much of a history buff either as, in a fit of rage, he became the 1,000,000 person to accidentally intertwine the lives of Anne Frank and Helen Keller.
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“Then they said something about they let [Dolphins linebacker] Karlos Dansby get away with a face mask the play before,” Crowder said. “Who the f— cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don’t give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody’s face mask. Like they didn’t see [Dolphins quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank.”
Asked what the Anne Frank reference meant, Crowder said “Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller … I don’t know who the f— Anne Frank is. I’m mad right now. F— it. I’m not as swift as I usually am.